Biblical Velocity 

The speed at which a dysfunctional object is hit with a bible.

Hit that tube with more Biblical Velocity, bro.

Biblical Velocity by Manifesto Oregano May 15, 2009

Biblical Adultery 

When you bang someone who isnt you wife/husband and get stoned afterward

In the ancient days if a woman was caught sleeping with a man who she is not married to she would be tied down and beaten to death with stones.

Often referred to as stoning

I so committed biblical adultery last night at the bar.

Biblical Adultery by Hobit Hole December 15, 2009

know biblically 

To have had sexual relations with someone.

I know biblically Sarah.

know biblically by humpthewind May 29, 2007

biblical rhyme 

When a person references something from the Bible in one of their rap songs.

Duder 1: "We are Burrito Chain. Throw it down like Abel and Caiiiiiinnnn."

Duder 2: "What the fuck dude!?! Did you just get a biblical rhyme in there?"

biblical rhyme by westfalia February 3, 2010

Donde está la biblioteca 

I don't bargain pumpkin fucker

I did take 8th grade Spanish so, donde está la biblioteca?

Which literally translates to, I don't bargain pumpkin fucker.

Donde está la biblioteca by Grimmy the Grim Reaper October 8, 2018

Biblical Evolution 

The act of interpreting the Bible differently based upon current social events. Although the words are not altered, the meaning behind the words are said to mean something different. It's also important to note, there is no common consensus in the interpretation. It's primary purpose is to argue and defense a losing position.

Atheist: "The Bible speaks of killing homosexuals. Read Leviticus 20:13."

Theist: "The meaning behind Leviticus 20:13 doesn't mean to kill homosexuals. It means that it's a sin punishable by death, but since Jesus paid for our sins and killing homosexuals is morally wrong, all they should do is repent."

Atheist: "Come on Theist, that's Biblical Evolution in which you're trying to change the meaning of the Bible. I call bullshit."

Biblical Evolution by Reasonable Thought August 15, 2012

biblical truth

Something one believes, for any of a number of reasons, that is hokey in its justification. This can be because it is in the bible, or because the information comes from the internet, and has not been confirmed in some real world setting.

Yeah, that's one of those biblical truths I keep hearing about. Do you just believe everything you read on the interweb?

biblical truth by ChuckChaser69 September 10, 2010