timed-release encryption

Encrypt into the future. Encrypt a message so that it will be decrypted only after a predetermined amount of time. It is an area of cryptography.

Timed-release encryption can be used for sealed-bid auctions, so that the bids will open at the end of the auction process.

timed-release encryption by Conanito October 27, 2011

Kate Timmerman 

The cutest and prettiest girl ever in the whole world, whose super amazing

Also a smexy potato

Yup that's a Kate timmerman right there

Wow kate timmerman is perfect in everyway

Kate Timmerman by Kippstick February 9, 2019

One-timed a clapper 

1. Hockey term - scoring a goal on a one time slap shot.

2. Sexual term used by hockey players - catching the clap via a buddy by sleeping with the same woman.

“You all sorted Schultzie?”
“Yeah. Got my penicillin after Digsy one-timed a clapper via the puck bunny the other night.”

One-timed a clapper by RileyJonesy February 21, 2019

Tommed

Often used as a term in a fantasy sports draft chat. Refers to drafting a player that is already injured.

*The Tominators has picked Joe Nathan (already injured)*

Other Player: He totally Tommed that one

Tommed by definately not ryan April 17, 2014

timmel 

To wear out a punchline that was only moderately funny in the first place.
"gay" or "jew" or "robot"

"A gay Jewish robot? Man, he timmeled that joke."

timmel by Newstedian August 19, 2006

timmeh 

subsitute for the word retard

he is a retard
auto censor: he is a timmeh!

timmeh by the great y June 9, 2005

Reed Timmer 

The biggest asshole that has ever graced Discovery Channel, who chases Tornado's in a big red shoe in an attempt to make it look like "science" and "helping people" when really we all know he just wants to dominate-dominate-dominate-dominate and perhaps get himself killed, or make it look good so others go out and get killed.

Tom: Hey, did you see Storm Chasers last night?

Mike: Yeah, Reed Timmer really dominated that tornado in the big red shoe.

Reed Timmer by AmatuerMeteor November 28, 2010