Riding the Griffin

Masturbation.

From World of Warcraft, where players have nothing better to do for eight minutes while traveling from one place to another on their griffin.

Three guys playing WoW and talking on teamspeak.

Guy 1: Hey, Guy 2.

(no reply)

Guy 3: He must be off riding the griffin.

Riding the Griffin by Pyromaniakkk December 30, 2009

riding the north face 

The act of a woman sitting on a man's face while he orally pleasures her.

Guy 1: "Man, that girl was freaky! She the was riding the north face an everything!"
Guy 2: "she what?"
Guy 1: "she sat on my face and had me eat her out!"

riding the north face by OswaldH July 10, 2015

riding the dumpster 

To be drunk off one's ass. Preferably unable to stand or walk without assistance.

The last night of Mardi Gras, I downed 4 jagerbomb's in a row. I was riding the dumpster for the rest of the night.

riding the dumpster by wastedwhiteguy April 1, 2011

riding the seam

when a girl rubs herself on the seam of her trousers or jeans to feel sexual arousal.

in a boring maths class

riding the seam by kate December 22, 2004

Riding the white pony

Using cocaine.

Did Billy go to the bathroom AGAIN?

Yeah dude, he's totally still riding the white pony.

Riding the white pony by Future Primitive 2 February 4, 2010

riding the crimson wave

when a girl has her period. used in the movie clueless by cher.

girl: i'm riding the crimson wave
boy: no fair! how come u get to go surfing?

riding the crimson wave by ema7 February 19, 2006

Riding the Horse Backwards 

When taking a shit, sitting backwards or facing the wall or toilet tank so that when the turd drops, it lands on the runway and not in the water.

This can be done to leave some serious stench as the whole turd and not just the tip is fully exposed to the air, or just to leave a present firmly attached to the bowl for the next person or owner of the shitter.

Dude 1: "What the fuck is that stench coming from the shithouse?"

Dude 2: "Some asshole dropped a duece riding the horse backwards so the shit didn't go down."

Riding the Horse Backwards by Steamer Joe January 11, 2010