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She’s a situation! 

An overly exuberant verbal ejaculation used when a pulchritudinous beauty unexpectedly presents herself wearing clothing that simultaneously reveals and conceals exactly what she is workin with.

This is seldom perceived as a complement by the woman; yet, it is an absolutely true representation of how she makes a thirsty man feel.

You just have to embrace the cultural paradox here.
Daaaaaaaaaaaayuuuuummmmm!!!! She is 100% natural woman; not a bit of plastic! She’s a situation!!!!!
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she be simpin 

Song by J grimes (junior Grimes) possibly synonymous with Js list of side hoes and how they’re ALMOST ALWAYS simpin for him

Can also be applied to any random girl simpin over something/someone
Guy 1: Hey that girl Danielle She be simpin bro, everyday

Guy 2: word up, If simpin had a cute face she be reppin that shite erryday

She be simpin is the #1 tik tok song of 2020 despite the awful pandemic

If a girl makes the move on J (which is inevitable) then most definitely she be simpin

Any girl can become desperate hence why she be simpin
she be simpin by Wankers rage January 19, 2022
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she's just a friend 

ADRIEN DON'T BE A IDIOT SHES NOT A FRIEND SHES MORE and I will not allow Adrien and Kagami!
adrien="she's just a friend"

everyone else="NO SHE'S NOT!!"

She Goes Alright 

She goes alright is an Aussie term.

Even though the term sounds like an average compliment, it is actually the worlds highest form of flattery.
Guy1: Hey have you met Laura?
Guy2: No. What is she like?
Guy1: She goes alright.

She's no moon

1. femme fatale;

2. hot girl who you don't want to get involved with, who you know is trouble, but whose presence is so strong you can't avoid being drawn into;

3. as in Episode IV of the Star Wars saga, when the Millenium Falcon is approaching what is left of Alderaan, Han Solo points out to a "moon", in which Ben Kenobi replies "That's no moon". They are then caught in the tractor beam of the Death Star, realizing their initial curiosity had led them into serious danger.
Guy 1: - "You know Vera? She's hot but she's trouble."
Guy 2: - "Yeah, man. She's no moon."

Another guy: - "Watch out for her, dude. She's no moon."
She's no moon by chillaxingdudes December 4, 2010

She’lah 

A beautiful, unique and sassy girl who excels in the creative aspect of her personality. Typically voted the most understanding and compassionate of all her peers. Loves animals & photography; is loyal to her friends and family and is truly the life of any party! Not to be confused with Sheilah, Shelah, or Shayla.
She’lah spends a lot of time correcting people who call her Shelah.

That girl is such a She’lah, don’t mistake her kindness for weakness.
She’lah by Xcocainecowgirl August 19, 2019

she belongs to the streets 

Underhand way of saying she is a hoe that participates in hoe activities that involve hoeing herself around like a hoe.

Popularised by rapper Future
Me : Her snapchat score is above 100k?
Also me : SHE BELONGS TO THE STREETS