underhand

When on a first date, a slightly unattractive women "under hands" or gropes for a mans junk under the table cloth.

Example: "Oh, yeah, girl! I totally underhanded him last night!"

by Faggotball May 16, 2014

underhand slider

The action of female grasping to line up the penis for proper angle of penetration prior to intercourse; woman on bottom. Most common when a guy (freehanded) rubs the head of his penis around the pussy lips and doesn't insert; frustrated the female will grasp the dick with a underhand grip and slid it in. The man will immediately feel gratified as the woman was unable to hold out any longer and executed penetration. Excellence is measured when a woman who plays extremely hard to get gives an "underhand slider".

Matt: Last night I was messing around with Tiffany and to my surprise she gave me an "underhand slider"! I was teasing the shit out of her and making her quiver...she couldn't take it and underhand slid it in.
Zak: Those are the best.....Kristen holds out and acts like she doesn't want it but I get an "underhanded slider" nightly.
Jimmy: I get underhanded by Sam all the time....she love the dick!
All: HAHAHA

by Nomad Giz January 26, 2016

Underhand Carrot

When at a posh restaurant, and the waiter gives you a cheeky hand job while pretending to read the specials.

I used to waitress at the Ivy, until I gave an underhand carrot to Russell Brand.

by wynners June 27, 2020

Underhand Sneeze

Another term for "jerkin off".

"I went into the bathroom stall and it looked like someone underhand sneezed all over the bowl!"

by JoePhatty May 23, 2009

underhand bean jam

the act of violently fingerblasting from low to high

my fingers are sore from underhand bean jamming richs mom last night

by carozzi May 3, 2019

pure underhand

1. A term in badminton, regarding an excellent underhanded return

2. Just think about it. No formal definition, but considered an inferior form of bushikan

"and that, my friends, was the night i gave her the pure underhand"

by Vance, of the Trifecta April 25, 2004

Undermindtm

A clothing and accessory company started by Matthew Vargas in Morgan Hill, CA. Established in 2004, the company makes a wide range of products marketed mainly to the LGBT community.

Guy 1: That's a cute shirt man.

Guy 2: Thanks, I got it from Undermindtm, bro.

Guy 1: Let's make out.

by NickFirato October 19, 2011