Seymour 

A small town in Western CT, voted Connecticut's "Prettiest Little Town", and a useless place where kids hang out in parking lots at night. No one, even in neighboring towns know exactly where it is.

Guy: "Hey, where are you from?"
Girl: "Seymour."
Guy: "I'm from Waterbury. But I don't know where that is."
Girl: "Oh. It's between Waterbury and Ansonia."
Guy: "Ohh."

Seymour by CeruleanSin October 23, 2008

Seymour 

spoilers One of the 'bad guys' from Final Fantasy 10. He's the leader or the Guado, and Maester of Yevon. He killed his father to become Maester, and he's bent on becoming Sin and killing everyone, so they will no longer feel any pain. (Yup, he's insane.) But he wouldn't be that way if people were a little nicer to him. As a child, he was hated and feared for being a hybrid (half human and half Guado) and this emotional pain carried over into adulthood and he slowly went insane. I personally love the guy to death. He's such a sad and tragic person, and all he needs is a hug. (And maybe some medication.)

What did I just say?

Seymour by Kyd December 28, 2003

Seymour Wang 

A name used in various prank phone calls!

*Ring, ring*
Older person: Hello?
Teenage kid: Hi, is Seymour there?
Older person: Seymour who, dear?
Teenage kid: Seymour Wang!

Seymour Wang by 7u8iZZOl October 25, 2010

matthew seymour 

Brugh no, dis is not a real definition, go somewhere elze now ok? Bye.

Matthew seymour loves video games

matthew seymour by MBGPokeBro October 24, 2017

chase seymour 

A hot upperclassmen
Who is a famous rapper

2 percent Puerto Rican

Mixed
Single

Yo chase seymour is so fine

chase seymour by Chase seymour April 28, 2023

Seymour 

A Word commonly used and/or associated with higher class wealthy people, who think they are much better than everyone else.

These people are those that are commonly mocked, due to their inane etiquette and reasoning.

That man is such a Seymour.

Meaning, that man is such a higher class prick, thinking he's so much better than me. (Or something along those lines, at least, otherwise the usage is incorrect.)

Seymour by DelVair June 11, 2012

mahomet seymour junior high 

A place in which dumb and smart people socialise and get in pointless groups for classes,most people that go there are strange and spontaneous but the others ones are secretly planning the deaths of fellow students and smelling their hair for some reason

example 1. I can't believe I survived mahomet seymour junior high .

example 2. Yuno gasai once went to mahomet seymour junior high !She learned how to kill from being stabbed in the neck 1 week after she came!

mahomet seymour junior high by the potato people are real October 10, 2016