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soap and poke 

v. to wash one's ass, thoroughly, with soap and a finger, repeating until the finger comes out clean.

n. the act of washing ones anus.
Doris, if you want me to toss your salad you had best give it the old soap and poke.

I am very happy with my new bidet, I love a quick soap and poke.
soap and poke by homoguytom February 1, 2013

pokedeath 

When you die playing Pokemon Go.

Also known as a Darwin Award.
A man crashed his car and died, it turned out to be a pokedeath.
pokedeath by N04h July 31, 2016

poke chops 

This describes a Southern term for a particular sexual style and habits.
Ben Dover was known for his poke chops in the Nashville bars.
poke chops by I, Wreckerrr January 7, 2017

Poke poacher 

A poke poacher is one who has sex with the lover of another.
Juan was a poke poacher who had affairs with many wives in his neighborhood.
Poke poacher by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

Stroke n Poke

When a guy is stroking a girls hair and then he pokes his penis in her vagina!
Chad gave Keirsten A Stroke n Poke that made her scream & her body tingle all over!
Stroke n Poke by SlopNChop October 18, 2016

poke guy 

Poke guy is a Hong Kong slang meaning "I hope you die by falling down in the streets".
It could also mean a jerk.
A: Look at that poke guy. He is flirting with the girls again.
B: And he's not even good at it.
poke guy by ChickenLui November 6, 2018