pencefish

A subterranean species of blind fish which shares a common trait with Indiana Governor Mike Pence; both have a facial orifice used to expel feces. Also known as the Hoosier cavefish or Amblyopsis Hoosieri.

That pencefish is spewing a lot of shit from it's face!

pencefish by czxxx May 22, 2015

pence 

(v.) to avoid answering a question, as exemplified by Indiana Governor Mike Pence in his interview on "This Week" on March 29, 2015, about the broad "religious freedom" bill he signed.

Examples of pencing:

George Stephanopoulos: "Yes or no: If a florist in Indiana refuses to serve a gay couple at their wedding, is that legal now in Indiana?"
Mike Pence: "George, this is where this debate has gone."

"Is that true or not?"
"George, look, the issue here is that, y'know..."

"Yes or no: should it be legal to discriminate against gays and lesbians?"
"George, you're following the mantra of the last week online, and you're trying to make the issue about something else."

pence by Grinning Cat April 1, 2015

Mike Pence 

A homosexual slang for a boring penis.

A Mike Pence can get hard and tries to find its way between male butt cheeks but always gets turned down in the end.

I was hoping to get fucked so hard that I'll scream and dream about it, but he pulled out Mike Pence instead.

Mike Pence by Johnronjohnson January 23, 2022

edge pence 

means 50p. all the wankers in my area say it.

yo blud, set me edge pence?

edge pence by krazy kenny October 23, 2005

pence 

A bureaucratic douche bag. Popular in Indiana's 6th congressional district, defined after Indiana's district 6 representative.

That dude's a total pence

pence by indiana4evah February 27, 2010

peaced it  

1. To leave without anyone's prior knowledge.
2. To suddenly bolt from a police officer.
3. To exit a party or gathering franticly.

"When that cop pulled around the corner, i peaced it over the fence."

"I peaced it after my exgirlfriend walked into the party."

peaced it by Zach C April 13, 2007

Pence 

The name given to puppet that is being controlled by another puppet.

The vice-president of the United States of America is a pence

Pence by KILsDaddy February 7, 2017