pastor parking 

Parking spots available in the back of a bar, liquor store, or strip club where church pastors can park to avoid having their car spotted by parishioners or other passers by.

Mike didn’t want his girlfriend to know that he was out at the bar with his friends so moved his car to the pastor parking in the back.

pastor parking by bobatoni November 24, 2019

Pastor Rob 

Milf hunter.

Pastor Rob is a great milf hunter who loves flirting with married women with kids

Pastor Rob by Diego_Brando May 19, 2022

Pastor Maldonado 

the most underrated f1 driver ever

pastor maldonado is jesus

Pastor Maldonado by adbhsdhbhdv March 20, 2021

pastor pimp 

An unmarried, hypocritical pastor or preacher who lectures church members about the Bible's teachings of abstinence before marriage, but has secret romantic relationships with different female members of his church.

I heard all about Pastor Jamison, he talks a good game about living by the Bible, but he is a pastor pimp when no one's looking. preacher pimp, player, pimp, hypocrite, on the low down, ladies man

pastor pimp by joecoolthefool March 5, 2015

Pastor Jude-ing 

When two men give each other oral intercourse in the 69 position, however, the man on top is doing pushups onto the second man.

Johnny: Bro did you see how ripped Pastor Jude's arms are?
Claire: I bet he has been Pastor Jude-ing his son.

Pastor Jude-ing by Faggitmus Prime January 24, 2020

pastor.of.nialls.church 

swaggiest coolest prettiest 1d account ever

pastor.of.nialls.church is so underrated!!

pastor.of.nialls.church by niall whoran June 25, 2021

Pastor John 

Pastor John is a omnipotent being with no designated appearance, do not question him for you do not know the extent of what you are speaking of. That said, John is always going to haunt your nightmares, keep your doors locked, mortal.

Every second you’re not running, Pastor John Is only getting closer

Pastor John by Dr.Pastor John November 4, 2021