Definitions by bobatoni

Slosh Belly 

When you drink beer, or anything else, to fast on an empty stomach and you can hear it swish around when you shake.

After shotgunning that Natty Light, I got a major case of slosh belly.

Slosh Belly by bobatoni June 15, 2020

pastor parking 

Parking spots available in the back of a bar, liquor store, or strip club where church pastors can park to avoid having their car spotted by parishioners or other passers by.

Mike didn’t want his girlfriend to know that he was out at the bar with his friends so moved his car to the pastor parking in the back.

pastor parking by bobatoni November 24, 2019

Fat Iron 

When you simultaneously steam iron and stretch clothes in order to make old shirts and pants accommodate your new fatness.

I wanted to wear that old U2 concert shirt, so I had to fat iron it because of be gained some pounds since the 90s.

Fat Iron by bobatoni August 24, 2019

Plungerbrusher 

A crap taken that is so nasty that it requires a plunger and brush for cleanup.

After enchiladas last night I blasted out a plungerbrusher in the toilet.

Plungerbrusher by bobatoni October 15, 2016