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Maldonado 

The best Mario Kart player ever. The best looking guy in his school and smartest guy in his school. A good dancer, a loyal boyfriend or husband, can double wall backflip and is amazing at BMX. He is also very generous. He can also be quite kind at times but don't get on his bad side.
David: You're so good at everything, you're such a Maldonado.
Antoine: I know, I should change my name.
Maldonado by KING DT November 7, 2018
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Maldonado 

Maldonado mal-dough-nah-do

1.noun Naval
A rudderless seafaring vessel used by the Spanish Royal Navy to coax unsuspecting voyagers into leaving the mainland and never return. Most often, the unfortunate voyagers, at the mercy of the blowing wind and tumultuous ocean, died at sea for lack of direction and propelling force. However, those that would likely survive a long aimless journey fell pray to a parasitic infection that often accompanied the Maldonados, either by coincidence or design. If, by chance, one of these Maldanodos were not lost at sea, they would beach, only to be found filled with death and disease.

Origin: Spain
1690–1700; Mal - Ill, Denado - Favored (or endowed)

1.noun Law.
the performance by a public official of an act that is legally unjustified, harmful, or contrary to law; wrongdoing (used especially of an act in violation of a public trust).
1. The Maldonado was filled with hundreds of farmers who believed they were going to a better land, only to die at sea while chewing on their shipmate's leg.

2. The Austrian Governor committed a 1st degree Maldonado.
Maldonado by Aspartame May 18, 2013

Maldonado 

The biggest faggot you will ever meet. He's really a pussy. dont talk to this guy. he sucks
David said, " I just love sucking cock and being annoying."
James said," Stop being such a Maldonado!!!"
Maldonado by MMMMyess February 2, 2020

kirstie maldonado 

Kirstie Maldonado is a member of the a cappella group, Pentatonix . She was born on May 16, 1992 and her full name is Kirstin Taylor Maldonado.
OMG!! I LOVE PENTATONIX!! MY FAVORITE MEMBER IS KIRSTIE MALDONADO!!

Pastor Maldonado 

Pastor was a terrible formula 1 driver who wrecked all the cars he drove. There wasn't a race without one of his crashes but he was the last driver to win a grand Prix for Williams (2012 Spanish GP).
Lewis Hamilton:"Pastor Maldonado is the worst driver ever"
Pastor Maldonado by YobroYobroyo October 11, 2019

kirstie maldonado 

A amazing singer and little nugget! She's the most adorable person ever and very beautiful! Also known as the only girl in the 2x Grammy winning, platinum selling pentatonix!

Kirstin Maldonado 

Kirstin Maldonado is a Latina woman and known as the only female in Pentatonix. Her nickname is Kirstie Maldonado. Her voice type is mezzo-soprano. Some of her best solos are in the songs Rather Be, Daft Punk Medley, Perfume Medley, and La La Latch. She is currently engaged to Jeremy Lewis. She is very funny when she is featured on Superfruit, and very sweet to her fans during live streams.
Kirstin Maldonado is going to get married! I feel old now!
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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