troops massing at the border 

The final stages of a bukkake-style movie, where the male performers crowd in towards the face of the female star prior to ejaculation.

Jemima looked around in nervous anticipation as George, Alexander, Hugh, Roger, Trevor, Claude, Martin and Harry shuffled closer to her, manhoods standing proud. She could see the troops massing at the border, and it was only a matter of seconds before she was the cover star of the Tatler bukkake special.

troops massing at the border by Uncle Whippity December 27, 2008

lunchtime double-masking 

A cool and at least partially effective way to mask up while eating your lunch.

Her wildly clever technique of lunchtime double-masking totally blew my mind!

lunchtime double-masking by Dr Bunnygirl August 6, 2020

mafting

Hot and clammy

It's mafting in 'ere!

mafting by Sarzy September 17, 2003

Mating Disruption 

When someone "cock blocks" or in some way hinders the mating between two or more engaged parties.

"Dude my girlfriend and I were fucking and in walks my brother letting me know my 18 year old female neighbor was downstairs... with the results from her pregnancy test. Talk about a mating disruption..."

Mating Disruption by Batmanact January 5, 2009

Mexican Mating Call 

Quite simply, it's the sound emanated by a leaf blower.

Maria began getting wet when Pedro sounded his Mexican Mating Call while tinkering with his leaf blower out in the garage.

Mexican Mating Call by fencedefender October 28, 2010

mattingly 

she usually likes being called mattie. mattingly loves everyone.
she's a cute quiet girl but isn't going to stop talking when you get to know her. has many bad things happen to her but they won't let her down! she's a great girl to get to know, perhaps one of the best to ever walk the face o the earth.

person one: that girl is so nice
person two: maybe 'cause her name is mattingly???

mattingly by heatherissweggy October 16, 2013

half mastin 

The act of having sex without a full erection. Usually occurs when one is conciously grossed out by the person he is having sex with, but engaging her in sexual intercourse anyway just for the sake of busting a nut or due to sheer boredom. Almost always is sensationaless and unsatisfying, and prevalence almost always increases when drugs and alchohol are involved.

"Yo you fuck that bitch last night"?
"Yea, it was awful though, she was so doggish I was half mastin but I went through with it anyway cuz I'm a trooper."

half mastin by c slappa March 29, 2010