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Montclair, NJ MHS Negative Black Community 

A group of dark skinned brats who dress the same, act the same and are predictable to the point where you could pretty much plot their next move out in a game of chess. They can also be found smoking or drinking excessively. They have the emotional strength of a copper wire and would probably steal copper wires from home depot because they are shiny. They also like to brag about how they live in the hood and are willing to stab or shoot you with a wood chip they pick up off the ground. Not to mention their obsession with using the words "Who you think you talkin' to!?" They are a shame to the African community, they are selfish, rude and aggressive and the thing they will put on the bottom of their list is working or anything productive. The sad thing is they seem to be copying every bit of this from T.V. Is this what Martin Luther King got all those ass-whooppin's for !??!?!?
Chris Rock was right I love black people but I cannot stand Niggas! Or, the Montclair, NJ MHS Negative Black Community.
If the following applies you may be a MHSer:
* you or several of your friends have a DUI
* your friends nicknames pertain to alcohol (ex. DUI, wingman, DW)
* you or someone you know has been through the trauma unit 'scared straight' thing
* if you or someone you know drinks on major religious holidays (ex. Christmas eve)
* you or someone you know has been arrested and gone to court over something amazingly stupid
* if you know Mrs. Diva, Shaft and Mort
* if you have mastered the art of drunk driving at all hours of the day
* if your idea of a day off from school is drink from morning to night
* if your pets are named after mixed drinks (ex. tequila sunrise)
* if you think the word bush is supposed to be spelled B-U-S-C-H
* if your beer of choice is Busch Light
* if you have driven a corona with a corona (dont ask)
(if you think of more feel free to add!)
MHSer by DW March 31, 2004
MHSer - A teenager in their own drunken world. MHSer's get weed in one phone call, have atleast 5 "connections" no questions ask,their parents drive a car over 40 grand, they go to every school event piss drunk, MHSer's drinks alone and will find any excuse to down a bottle of 151, these kids put vodka in a water bottle and drink it through the school day, these kids usually have so many clothes from abercrombie or polo they could become part owner of the company, despite the money these kids have, they have drinken so much keystone or bucsh lite its become an aquired taste, the girls own atleast $300+ designer purse, the guys all own atleast 15 collard shirts minimum, MHSer's parents are usually clueless to what their teens are doing or just dont give a fuck, the school is full of future stars of "girls gone wild" An ounce of haze is like pocket change, when listening to DMB they all see the same goddamn thing, cloudy colors and swirls. half of the kids think theyre ghetto, and yet pull off the abercrombie look. these kids arnt afraid to do/sell hard drugs and smoke 3-7 days out of the week. Despite being fucked up, rich, and have sex, 24/7 these kids are excellent athletes and do etremely well in school with high GPA's. that is a true MHSer.
Todd- yo last night i got some bitch so fucked up we was gonna bang but then she threw up on my prada shoes i was like hoe get out! then i went home and finished my calculus homework

Joe-damn i smoked like 9 blunts and i dont remember what happened. i burned a hole in my new pole, i was so pissed i just knocked a bottle of skyy off. i was hung over but i took my exam and got a 97%

Random person- Man fuckin MHSer's always got it good
MHSer by MSHer April 1, 2004
MHS is a creepy smile which, if directed at you, will indicate that at some point, they will try and make out with/pull you, irrelevant to your state of consciousness (ie, sober or drunk). This is usually something that you don't want to happen, so you tend to try and avoid the MHS.
'"Be careful, he's giving you a full MHS!"
MHS by missdarlin___ March 11, 2011
The abbreviated form of Monkeys Hate School. Commonly used to cheer people that have just eaten unsuspectingly Coblin.
Mhs so don't worry
Mhs by Momo November 28, 2003
Mhs is a school where the disceiminate everyone. The kids turn into crack heads and the teachers smoke weed! The head teacher isn't even there because she's too busy with the better kids zoey meadowcrowft smokes kids weeds and Hanna cook never washes her hair Mrs norman has sperm eyebrows and timy Hackett is a smackhead mr Herbert is a pervert and the worst thing is Laura Sanchez excludes every kid who goes on a mad one because the school don't care
Parent 1 : my kids going mhs where's yours going?
Parent 2:Brookvale and mhs is the worst school going your kids turn into crackheads
mhs by a person x June 21, 2019