the blind leading the blind 

When somebody has no clue how to do something and offers someone else some help.

Jimmy"hey kim, can I help you re-install windows?"

kim: "you don't know how to install windows! That would be like the blind leading the blind."

the blind leading the blind by thenastybutler February 4, 2010

Ms Leading 

Ms Leading is the most amazing woman you will ever meet, she is beautiful, smart and funny however she has a past - full of misery and pain. For this she can be hard to be around. Her past is full of 'immoral services' and doing unfavourable things for money

I just met this new girl although shes a bit of a Ms Leading I don't think I can handle all that baggage

Ms Leading by Fabulous Ms Terri April 22, 2015

the leading cause of divorce in america 

HALO.

Lauren - "so tell me your thoughts on this game, halo."
Tanner - "Halo = the leading cause of divorce in America."

the leading cause of divorce in america by laurendino June 30, 2008

blonde leading the blind 

to be used in place of, "blind leading the blind".

Those two going hunting together is like the blonde leading the blind.

blonde leading the blind by iluvmako December 27, 2011

Deaf leading the deaf 

Amateur musicians trying to make music

Bob: Dude, how does that chord progression go in "Peter Pumpkinhead"?

Dave: I don't know, I never could figure that one out.

Bob: Great, this is like the deaf leading the deaf!

Deaf leading the deaf by VanGremlin July 18, 2010

The Blind Leading The Blind 

When a person is confused or stuck on an issue, and another person tries to help them, despite having no idea how to fix their problem themselves.

My friend and I tried to do the math homework together after we were absent for the notes. Coincidentally, the teacher was absent for jury duty that day, and it was like the blind leading the blind for both of us.

The Blind Leading The Blind by Ubeenbamboozledson October 13, 2022

sheep-leading 

Something which Jim Sterling, in his infinite wisdom, has pointed out as being shit.

Jim: "Dear Esther is so fucking sheep-leading."

sheep-leading by Slab Bulkchest July 28, 2012