HP OfficeJet Pro 6978 All-in-One Wireless Printer, HP Instant Ink & Amazon Dash Replenishment ready (T0F29A 

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HP OfficeJet Pro 6978 All-in-One Wireless Printer, HP Instant Ink & Amazon Dash Replenishment ready (T0F29A by fuck-me-grande December 3, 2019

Don't spend it all in one place 

Said when someone finds or receives a small amount of money and you jokingly tell them not to spend it all at once.

Bill: "Oh look there is a penny."
Jim: "Wow, don't spend it all in one place you douche."

Don't spend it all in one place by Don't spend it all at once May 28, 2014

hole in one 

Screwing a girl on the day you first met her. When telling someone you got a hole in one it must be followed by describing how hot she was in par terms; a par one being ugly, a par 5 being georgeous and put-put being gross and skanky

"Hey man, I got a hole in one last night, but it was put-put."

hole in one by High Life AP April 18, 2005

one in one out diet 

A diet based on making a bowel movement shortly after eating a meal to excrete the prior. Thus keeping a person at a consistent weight.

Person 1: Yo' Flossy.
Person 2: Sup?
Person 1: Hey man how do you stay so thin.
Person 2: The one in one out diet, I be shittin' all the time!

one in one out diet by Flossy May 31, 2005

2 daddies in one 

When ur bf gives u bomb dick and the dick is sooo bomb its like 2 daddies in one

Girl my bf dick so bomb its like 2 daddies in one

2 daddies in one by Victorialebron August 21, 2017

all of your eggs in one basket 

The act of putting all your hopes into one one basket and when the 'basket' breaks, your 'eggs' will be broken.

Anime Expo put all their eggs into one basket with their online registration system.

all of your eggs in one basket by the Care Police September 4, 2005

wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which 

You can take all of your wishes and wants, dreams, desires, and prayers, and put them all together....they still do not amount to shit.

Dad, I want a pony! Well, you can wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which one fills up faster.

wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which by Papa Bubbles November 5, 2017