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all-in-one

Taking the zapstrap ballsac to the next level, the all-in-one involves the placing of the penis as well as the testicles inside the zap strap before tightening. Not for the faint of heart.
"If I get drunk enough that someone gives me an all-in-one while I'm passed out, I may need to get that shit amputated."
"Dude, it'll already BE amputated!"
by crimeny March 14, 2009
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all in one computer

unlike the name says the all in one computer is not all in one. an all in one consist of a monitor, with the tower built in, a keyboard and a mouse.
person 1: hey i bought an all in one computer
person 2: awesome is it all one box
person 1: no it still has a separate keyboard and mouse it just has the computer tower built into the monitor
person 2: oh i see but that is still really cool
person 1: i know man thanks
by kevin e343 July 20, 2010
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its just a HP OfficeJet Pro 6978 All-in-One Wireless Printer, HP Instant Ink & Amazon Dash Replenishment ready (T0F29A
wow, look at my brand new HP OfficeJet Pro 6978 All-in-One Wireless Printer, HP Instant Ink & Amazon Dash Replenishment ready (T0F29A
by fuck-me-grande December 3, 2019
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Don't spend it all in one place

Said when someone finds or receives a small amount of money and you jokingly tell them not to spend it all at once.
Bill: "Oh look there is a penny."
Jim: "Wow, don't spend it all in one place you douche."
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all eggs in one basket

The way of saying I depended to much on one thing to go the way it was planned and it blew the fuck up in my face - generally if the party saying this is female she is talking shit about a man.
Shelby depended on Joe to pay the rent then got evicted Her all eggs in one basket.
by sarcasmsfinestmember January 18, 2015
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all his goats in one submarine

1. Meaning to be very busy and unable to relax.
2. It can also refer to literal naval goats.
3. Kind of confused about something.
4. Energetically focusing on one task with little time to do it.
5. To th e best of one's abilties, unable to do something.
1. Kurt has all his goats in one submarine tonight with the big exam and three papers due tomorrow.
2. Apparently, Steven works hard in employing modern seafaring equipment and livestock management techniques to keep all his goats in one submarine.
3. John has all his goats in one submarine about the girl from last night, but he can't remember her name.
4-5. Ben has all his goats in one submarine over the big deadline but has no chance of meeting it.
by leontrotsky32 April 17, 2011
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