cali-gurling 

hands on yo knees and shake yo'ass like a ho!

didja see that hoe in da club, she was cali-gurling that pimp all night!

cali-gurling by MACOCK69 January 23, 2011

Gurning Drug Monkey

One who pulls ridiculous faces whilst under the influence of drugs such as E's, Coke, Speed etc.

Can be characterised by excessive jaw motion whilst hammering a piece of chewing gum, wide eyes and a streched out gob contorted into numerous positions.

Can also be used to refer to those smashed out of their tiny little trees on top quality skunk.

1. Look at that fellow, he's a gurning drug monkey...

2. We don't want to walk around Amserdam with a bunch of gurning drug monkeys

Gurning Drug Monkey by urbankhaos May 6, 2003

Forrest Gumping

When one is stoned but not quite retarded; basically on the border of being alright and just fucked up. Forrest gump was not normal but he wasn't retarded, hence the perfect comparison to being not fully baked.

Pablo: everyone stoned yet?
Daniel: I'm still pretty sober...
Chris: I'm fucked up...
Alex: I'm Forrest gumping over here, 2 more hits and ill be stupid!

Forrest Gumping by Alex E aka Monkey February 9, 2008

Gurpin 

1)The state of mind where one loses himself 2) to trip like a bitch 3) to spaz out

Hey Bob, stop gurpin like a crack feind!

Gurpin by Anonymous November 8, 2001

gurfing 

when you get on a golf cart and pull a friend behind by a rope while theyre on a boogie board until the bitchy golfers throw a fit and start yelling....its sooooo funnnn

Try to avoid being spotted by golfers while gurfing, because they are all PMSing

gurfing by dontgurfonmyturf August 1, 2008

GUAPINGTON 

A Pop-culture term that means "A place of wealth, that starts in your mind." The point where one realizes what it is that needs to be done and begins to execute. The word Guap means wealth, Guapington is a wealthy mind state.

Taken from the company Guapington (guapington.com)

I spoke to Eric today, he must be in guapington as he just registered for the fall semester.

GUAPINGTON by Jeebah LV December 15, 2011

gurning fuck lizard 

a generic insult, usually directed at an ugly female that either yourself or your close pals have had romantic liasons with. can be directed at almost anybody however.

nb - best used the morning after a friend has slept with a random ho-bag. rubs rock salt in fresh wounds.

"is jonny crying in the shower? hahaha! serves him right for smashing a gurning fuck lizard, again!"

gurning fuck lizard by smyphilis October 30, 2008