flight wheel 

An incredibly time consuming game involving the passing of a wheel (via flight) from person to person. People often get locked into games of flight wheel for the bulk of their day.

I wasted the whole day playing flight wheel and didn't get a chance to moisten my fence or destroy my pornography collection.

flight wheel by gfrayne December 24, 2008

Flight Instructor 

A brave and astute individual, most likely also an alcoholic, that tries to be killed many times on a daily basis only to be paid minimum wage if they are lucky training cocky big headed students that one day will have hundreds of lives in their hands.

I saw a flight instructor take a swig from his flask of whiskey and kiss the ground right after his student tried to land the aircraft upside down.

Flight Instructor by willabeast7 June 27, 2010

Flight Instructor Special 

An alcohol purchase by Bill and Kev from the Circular K "Circle K" with a poor flight instructor's paycheck in mind. Usually consists of two Coor's Original 32oz. Beers for $4.00.

Yo man, Let's go grab the Flight Instructor Special after work.

Flight Instructor Special by Bigg Bill October 18, 2008

flight suit

1. A type of military uniform worn by fighter pilots during missions.

2. A suit worn by politicans when they screw up and want to cover it up by four flushing posturing.

George W. Bush wore a flight suit right before landing on a carrier deck to deliver that little mission accomplished speech.

flight suit by jesster79 January 24, 2006

flight to Vegas

A euphemism for death.

To fly to Vegas means to die.

"Mom what happened to Mittens?"
"Oh, Mittens flew to Vegas, sorry."

"Hey Tony what happened to Joey?"
"We put him on a flight to Vegas, if you catch my meaning."

flight to Vegas by MrThatguy1 February 6, 2014

Flight of the Conchords 

Flippin' awesome New Zealand band consisting of two talented and hilarious guys, Jemaine Clement and Bret McKenzie. Their style has been described as folk, parody, and musical comedy, but is really a combination of all three and more. They also star in a television series on HBO, Flight of the Conchords. If you don't know about FoTC, look them up on YouTube.

Some songs: Albi, Robot, Jenny, Not Crying, Business Time

Bret McKenzie of Flight of the Conchords has it going on.

Flight of the Conchords by joysea February 8, 2008

Flight Equipment 

The only shop in a squadron that is continuously pestered and bothered by other shops, for the lack of contribution to aircraft maintenance by bitch ass whiners who are mad and over worked due to their superiors having poor leadership qualities.

You want me to go to which aircraft and fix what? I'm sorry you must be new, we're flight equipment we don't do that shit, maybe you'll think about lat moving when you re-enlist.

Flight Equipment by Cpl Tony January 27, 2010