Faceshocker

The act of sticking the index and middle fingers into the nostrils with the pinky finger in the mouth. Optionally, the thumb can be used to tickle the chin.

Descriptive Haiku:

Insert two fingers
Into the nostrils and the mouth
That's a Faceshocker

Faceshocker by TimCT February 3, 2009

faceless ayato 

Faceless Ayato reffers to a group of videos on tiktok, in which a russian player downloaded genshin from a sketchy website and now the game is haunted by an entety many people call Faceless Ayato. Ayato is a character in the game and he isnt supposed to appear as of when they are in the game at the moment. When you look at the videos, you can see the front texture of his face isnt there, but his eyes are. That is why they call him faceless. Never the less, this is probably only a creepypasta but that is still interesting. To see the translated videos, on tiktok the username of the translator is @bububimi_

A: Bro, Faceless Ayato is in my game!
B: WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU DOWNLOAD IT FROM?!

faceless ayato by randomwitch69 November 17, 2022

facesit

Act of one person, usually a female, sitting on another person's face to sexually stimulate that person. Can include cunnilingus, breath control. See femdom.

That old bugger has a facesitting fetish.

facesit by Anonymous January 19, 2004

facesook 

Someone who is feeling sorry for themselves and wants all their friends to know about it, so posts a sulking message on their facebook status.

Usually to gain attention or to gain sympathy.

"What's with Jane's facebook status?"

"Don't worry about her, she's just having a facesook"

facesook by Roy2009 July 18, 2009

faceslamming 

Like facesitting, this act involves the application of a woman's vagina and bottom to a prone man's face for pleasure and/or domination.

Unlike facesitting, faceslamming involves the woman straddling the man's head and then bringing her ass down hard on the man's face. Smothering, grinding down, or continuing to violently bounce-fuck his head can follow.

Care should be taken to avoid performing this act, especially on a hard surface, as it can easily lead to the man being knocked out by the woman's slamming ass.

Paul: I don't wanna sound like I was listening in on you, man, but damn... your bed was squeaking like crazy last night. You were really giving it to her, huh?

Alex: Well, she did fuck me later... But all that squeaking you heard? She was faceslamming the hell out of me.

Paul: ... Whoa.

faceslamming by NaughtySteph July 18, 2011

Facesitting

Where a woman sits on the face of another person (usually male) to either casual dominate, punish or be pleasured by said person (or a combination). Usually done with the woman either nude or in underwear only.

Has 2 Forms
-Forward; Woman sits facing away from the other persons body, with her anus above the persons mouth and her vagina over his(/her) nose.
-Reverse; Woman sits facing the other persons body, with her vagina over the persons mouth and her anus either pushed against or over his(/her) nose(good for farting).

My new girlfriend really loves facesitting me, every evening i have to spend an half an hour under her ass smelling her farts

Facesitting by #@ March 26, 2007

faeces

A number of pieces of excremental matter.

"What ho, my good chap! It appears that during one's perambulatory peripateticism one has encountered a number of pieces of excremental matter that have adhered to the base-plate of one's footwear. S**T!

faeces by Fred Smith October 23, 2003