Every Fucking Time 

When an individual partaking in political/social movements claim they are white, but turn out to be Jewish.

I just looked at the founder of the movement, every fucking time!

Every Fucking Time by Zoldam August 17, 2020

Every other day playa 

1. Not being able to play every day
2. To party one day and get knocked out and too hungover and unable to party the next day.

Chieu is knocked out and can't party two days straight. He's an every other day playa.

Every other day playa by tle2099 May 15, 2018

Every kiss begins with K 

“Every kiss begins with K” is one of many one-liner comeback jokes, that can be expressed after someone audibly releases a bellowed cloud of flatulence, or any other related type of cacophonous din.

Agent Oh: “Harder Daddy!”
Agent K: “Sure thing, boss lady.”
Agent Oh: (releases a fart from queefing)
Agent K: “Every kiss begins with K!”

Every kiss begins with K by yyuryyubicuryy4me July 15, 2018

every room in the house 

Response to the phrase "get a room" when wildly making out, inscenuating that the accuser is being hypocritical, thus causing them to mind their own business.

"Hey you two, get a room!" says Jess. "Oh haha, every room in the house, Jess!" says Anna, then Jess slinks away powned.

every room in the house by Phoenix Titan March 6, 2005

every down girlfriend 

Similar to an every down back in football. A girlfriend that does well in any situation.

Friend: wow your girlfriend is really doing well in this flag football game
You: yeah she's my every down girlfriend...

every down girlfriend by ben.sullins November 12, 2009

every girl's best friend 

1) A guy who is so nice to every girl he knows that before he knows it, everyone is past the "Friend" threshold and thus impossible to date due to the "I don't want to mess up what we have" argument.

2) A dildo.

every girl's best friend by MoonKnight March 28, 2003

Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. 

Not only does it make you go blind and grow hair on your palms, but it also kills kittens!

Jeff: What are you doing in there Steve?
Steve: Um...masturbating
Jeff: Steve NO! Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Think of the kittens!

Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. by 89diehl September 26, 2010