Astronomical one-liners
"Hey sexy lady? Are you interested in astronomy? How about tonight you let me look at Uranus? I heard it'
s hard to find, but well worth the effort!"
"Excuse me lovely lady? Are you from Venus? Because you are so
HOT! Did you know Venus has the hottest surface temperature? Just like you
baby!"
"Hello sweet lady - there's no
star-gazing like seeing you!"
"Hey
baby - how about we go outside tonight? I heard that there's a full moon out."
"Hey lovely lady, you see that
star up there in the sky? It's called Aldebaran, and it means lovely lady. Just like you."
"Hello sexy lady! How about tonight I teach you about the Big Bang theory? I can show you how those explosions made the whole universe!"
"Hello, sweet
honey cupcake!
Baby, how about tonight we go out and look at all the constellations? Tonight the Big Dipper is up - so what do you say. How about some big spooning honey?"