Cockbending

Water, air, earth, fire. There is one more hidden in the scriptures, COCK.

Cockbending is the newest artform.

Cockbending by My friends call me nathan June 28, 2020

cockbean 

The dead skin scraped from one's penis forming a bean shaped thing of dead cock skin.

That man threw a cockbean at me so I ate it

cockbean by Ethn1gga December 16, 2019

Jarvis Cocker 

A musical icon, lead singer of Britpop band Pulp, who became popular in the 90's for his unique outlook on ordinary British life, his prolific songwriting skills, his trademark deep voice, and his unusual sense of humor. Recently released his first solo single, titled "The Cunts Are Still Running The World".

Jarvis Cocker: "You'll never live like common people. You'll never do what common people do. You'll never fail like common people. You'll never watch your life slide out of you and dance and drink and screw, 'cause there's nothing you can do."

Jarvis Cocker by ModSoulBrother September 4, 2006

cockception 

When a straight identifying man watches so much sissy porn, that he slowly begins to grow a lust for cock. The specific moment of this inception is called cockception.

Josh didn't realize that watching 10000 hours of sissy porn would induce cockception.

cockception by zeezer43 June 19, 2021

Colon Cocked

Getting "Cold Cocked" in the brown-eye, or sucker-punched in the chocolate starfish.

I had just got murder-mooked in Call of Duty when Bobby stepped in front of me. While unsuspecting and distracted, I colon cocked him.

Colon Cocked by DutchScum May 28, 2010

The Cocker 

Two in the sack. One in the back.

Did you hear about the gay version of the shocker?
No!
Its called the Cocker!

The Cocker by Erik and Joel September 25, 2011

Lincoln Cocked 

When someone is beaten unbelievably bad at something such as sports, video games, trivia, or arson. Abraham Lincoln had a monster cock and gave extreme discomfort when blasting someone up the ass. Hence, the term Lincoln cocked was born.

-"Dude, you got Lincoln Cocked at table tennis yesterday."

-"yeah, he beat me pretty bad"

Lincoln Cocked by John Cocktoastun February 22, 2009