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flat chested 

A woman/girl with very small or no breasts. Usually seen as a curse but some people like the lack of boobs.
Jay: YO MAN that bitch be flat chested
Carol: Damn that's so fucking hot
flat chested by Kona-Chan March 31, 2016

Chester Cheetah 

That really cool cheetah in the Cheetos commercials. He's dangerously cheesy.
Look! Chester Cheetah's on again!
Chester Cheetah by trevor? March 25, 2008

Bare Chested 

The state of being unclothed from the waist up.
They went bare chested at the beach.
Bare Chested by Mixed Bag August 9, 2009

Chesticles 

Noun: Female breasts. Derived from the male word "testicles'".
1) While playing softball, the woman playing third took a line drive right in the chesticles.

2) My your chesticles look lovely today.
Chesticles by Tyson M. April 28, 2005

Pulling a chester 

1. Going ahead of Mike Fout (national champ in cross country who is going to rape you) at sectionals only to die and get 5th.
2. Saying, "tschee" alot.
3. Running your car into a ditch making no attempt to avoid the ditch.
4. Dating a girl two years younger than you.
5. Going 2 for 30 in a pick-up game of basketball, 27 attempts being lay-ups.
Dude: You were beating Mike Fout for 3k.
You: Ya I know.
Dude: But then you died.
You: Ya, I was pulling a chester.

Chester Bennington Effect

Public grief, memorial, and fondness to a person (usually a celebrity) for their good past memories, immediately after hearing recent news about the person's death—despite the same group of people having forgotten, hated, or otherwise disregarded the person immediately during the last period when he/she was still alive.
Billy: *Sad* Joe! Chester Bennington (singer of Linkin Park) and the Dad from Home Alone (John Heard) died just today. They were my childhood!
Joe: *Squinting with a smirk* Yeah, well, you never talked about John Heard before. I bet you never even knew his name until you saw that social media link. And just two days ago you said you hate Linkin Park's newest albums, and that the band sucks!
Billy: *Denying it* I never said that! What I really meant was...
Joe: Nevermind. It's the Chester Bennington Effect . Two days ago, everyone except for LP fans stopped talking about him or instead hated him. Only after he died was when people grieved about the loss of the singer of their previously-unspoken-about childhoods.