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Beavis & Butthead

Quite possibly the greatest cartoon ever made. If not for this show we would not have any other silly show we have today. Beavis & Butthead, while combining crude, childish humor, is very intelligent, which is pure irony considering the show's purpose and storyline.
"Heheheh...hey Butthead! Heh, heheh..."
-Beavis, the blonde dude

"Hey Beavis...you flipped the bird. Uhuhuhuhuh..."
-Butthead, the brown-haired dude
Beavis & Butthead by Dave March 30, 2004

Wal-Mart Beating 

When someone is physically abussed inside wal-mart.
Usualy done by single mothers, but often includes; wife, grandchildren, dog, cat, sister,borther, and granny beatings as well.
<kid grabs toy off shelf>
Mother : "Put that back, right now! Before you get another wal-mart beating!"
Wal-Mart Beating by lock'on June 5, 2009

Beats by Dr. Dre Tour

Why would you buy a pair of good earbuds when you can get these for twice the price and half the sound quality? Shit son, they're even endorsed by Dr. Dre himself, and, like any celebrity, he wouldn't make false claims about product quality in exchange for large piles of money, right?

Sarcasm aside, these earphones are piles of shit (even when you get a pair that isn't a cheap knockoff from China). The only people who think they're "quality engineered" (according to none other than Monster's marketing department) are people who have never before used earbuds other than the even shittier Apple earbuds included with iPods/iPhones, or spent more than $10 on a pair. They only spent the money on these after seeing them in the latest pop/rap video on MTV, and decided to spend way too much because someone famous said they're cool.

Seriously, spend your money on something better, like Klipsch, Bowers & Wilkins, Sennheiser, Etymotic, Sony, V-Moda, and pretty much anything else that costs more than $60 and isn't endorsed by a celebrity.

Though if you only listen to Nikki Minaj or Justin Bieber, then fuck it, you only care about the bass and/or being popular, so go ahead and blow your parents' money on them.
"Cool" Earbud User: Hah, u dumb Apple earbud user, u should try my Beats by Dr. Dre Tour headphones and experience an ear orgams.

Normal Person: Um, these are Klipsch S4i earbuds, just because they're white doesn't mean they're Apple. And I'm guessing you define "ear orgasms" as "ear drum-raping levels of bass"? Here try these.

"Cool" Earbud User: What the fuck, what, what is this I'm hearing?!

Normal Person: It's called sound quality, something you look for when you listen to music that isn't just bass with autotuned lyrics.
Beats by Dr. Dre Tour by unhactagain November 20, 2011

Beavis and Butthead

Beating Off A Dead Horse 

To continue trying to beat off a horse when it clearly isn't going to work anymore due to lack of blood flow.
Dude: I was out beating off a dead horse last night, but may hand started to cramp up, so i just went home instead.
Slang for diabetes. Also, shorthand for "Diabeetis"
If you have the beetis, call Liberty.
beetis by Sweepz October 7, 2006