Bollockmoth 

Excretory insect which uses camouflage on its wings to make it the same colour of the host's testicles; on which it resides. Bollockmoths are common in the summer months; and are not to be confused with big flakes of pubic psoriasis.

"Jesus Christ!!"

Bollockmoth by Mr. Stab June 10, 2004

dog's bollocks 

though to come from the 1950s where construction toys would be sold in two sizes box standard and box deluxe. giving us bog standard (generic, kind of pants, no extras) and the dog's bollocks (the bee's knees, the best, the greatest ever)

david beckham is the dog's bollocks

dog's bollocks by juliett1988 May 20, 2010

bollock 

a castrated bull testicle

dude ur sucking on a bullock

bollock by Shaw March 29, 2005

bollock champagne 

n. Semen. The thick white fluid expelled from the penis during ejaculation.

He shot bollock champagne all over his missus

bollock champagne by The Akk September 18, 2006

rattle bollocks 

The vagina

Kevin was very happy: he was just about to stick his bacon bazooka into Britney's rattle bollocks, but then he woke up and was disappointed to find it was just Peggy in bed with him.

rattle bollocks by Dunky Oggins December 5, 2003

dogs bollocks 

When you mangina yourself, then turn around to show your friends the Dogs Bollocks.

We were getting changed, having a laugh when Dave showed me his mangina. He turned around to get his towel and them BLAM, I saw the dogs bollocks. I am mentally scarred.

dogs bollocks by Barry manilow III January 12, 2009

bollockai 

A word used when no attention wishes to be drawn but anger and frustration need to be released

oh bollockai

bollockai by Silk Sluts October 13, 2003