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take 100 seats 

An "urban" term used by teenage, power tripping assistants on innocent, unsuspecting interns.
girl in glittery purple uggs: "take 100 seats!"
intern: "please stop talking to me."
take 100 seats by S. Ghaz July 15, 2011
When a guy eats a girls ass on a highway.
Hey baby rembrr the last time we hwy 100, wow that felt good!
hwy 100 by Kicks fiend March 3, 2016

keep it 100 

a financial planning technique whereby one attempts to keep all c notes intact.
"I just made 100 bucks today!"
"Keep it 100."
"You know what, I think I will resist the temptation to smoke and drink my earnings away."
"That's smart, bro."
keep it 100 by B.S. Jones January 29, 2015

Rule 100 of the internet 

Gay will not be tolerated.
Bruce Jenner: Look I'm a girl because feelings > facts
Our Lord and Savior Ben Shapiro: Rule 100 of the internet libtard
Rule 100 of the internet by Honkler November 30, 2018

GEICO 100% 

A GUARANTEE OF 100% CONFORMANCE IN THE FACE OF INFORMATION THAT CLEARY AND OBVIOUSLY SHOWS THAT CONFORMANCE TO BE LESS THAN 100%
When she came home to find several plants dead, I assured her that I had come by to water them a Geico 100% of the days she was away.

After I tested positive, my folks asked if my assurances of abstinence might actually represent a Geico 100%.

I got my Geico 100% when they told me "of course we had your written authorization before we tore your car apart because we obtain that written authorization prior to doing any work 100% of the time."
GEICO 100% by Senor Jaime December 19, 2009

The man with 100 names!!! 

A mysterious man in black cloak. Said to be a stalker, have a 100 names so no body will know who he is.
I saw a man who keeps changing his name, wears a black cloak and stalks me at night.