Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen is a groovy song that you can find on YouTube. It's short and a bit funny since the guy in the video dances along to the music. (You should watch it if into weird stuff like that...)
You know when you you go for a shit and it starts off small and tapers up to a fuckin huge drip shaped turd.....well imagine that bastard with nuts and sweetcorn!!!!
Joe: Wheres Nick?
Pete: Last time i seen him he was passin a pinecone in the bushes..
Joe: hope to fuck theres no squirrels around........