Vicars 

Substitute word people use when explaining a situation where you really did something dumb.

CJ: I can't believe you pulled a vicars last night.
Parris: Yeah i don't know what i was thinking sucking a dick to get a ride.

Vicars by blizard29 May 8, 2009

Vicario

(noun)

An Italian last name derived from the word vicar, meaning "Roman Catholic Church. an ecclesiastic representing the pope or a bishop," according to dictionary.com.

Also common as a Spanish last name.

see: Awesome. Italian.

That Vicario is just way awesome.

Vicario by jvicario22 July 1, 2009

Vicariously vacationing 

when co-worker overshares about all their enjoyable, fun, adventurous escapades while on vacation, while you are stuck at work, dreaming of you, yourself one day leaving the office to go on vacation.

Todd: If you could get that email out by 9 a.m., that would be great. By the way, I’m on a boat right now watching killer whales! So exciting, right?!!

Nicole: Sure, Todd. Sounds great. Sure wish I could stop vicariously vacationing through you and go to Fiji!

Vicariously vacationing by pr maven August 17, 2010

vicarious

Experienced through someone else's actions by way of imagination.

Great literature broadens our minds by giving us vicarious participation in the lives of other people.

vicarious by Larstait November 7, 2003

sing to the vicar 

engage in a sex act usually between two men, which usually involves rectal penetration by the partner's penis,or tongue(the latter more commonly termed "rimming")though broadly any sex act which involves two, or more individuals in some form of anal manipulation would be loosely correct usage; as will many of these terms there are no hard-and-fast rules governing usage

Roman was very much wished to sing to the vicar with his new friend Edgar, though he was not sure yet that they would be using the same hymn sheet

sing to the vicar by flobberdobber July 7, 2006

more tea vicar 

when somebody has just farted they say the words more tea vicar in a posh english accent.
When in the right company everyone will laugh
excellent!!

Just after dad had sat down after eating some peculiar curry he farted very loudly . He then said more tea vicar and everyone was dying to laugh

more tea vicar by Norminski January 9, 2008

vicarious notion 

A belief that is based on or justified by the doctrine of vicarious atonement.
also;
The inevitable result of the clusterfuck effect.
see also;
stupfuckdity

"The doctrine of vicarious atonement is found in some form in most religions, and it is the body and soul of ours. The idea is not a Christian invention. It caused the Carthaginians to put to death their handsomest prisoners if a battle were won, the most promising children of their own nobility if it were lost. They were offerings to appease the gods."
"...when it comes to the punishment, the vicarious notion doesn't seem to work. There is the one point where you are welcome to your own, and no discount allowed to heavy takers. Hell is always at par and no bail permitted. Even ignorance of the requirements is no excuse. If you did not know any better, somebody else did, and you've got to pay for it."
(from Helen H. Gardner's Vicarious Atonement; Men, Women, and Gods, 18850.)

vicarious notion by analiasa January 14, 2009