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No vaseline 

The act of delivering honest personal assessment, without any soft peddling ; To deliver bad news directly and without sugar coating;usually with some measure of satisfaction;
"You know I'm your best friend so I'm going to give it to you with no Vaseline- you are an asshole" ; " I just found out about the bank account , and I'm going to give it to you with no Vaseline- we're broke". I got the results of your tests back, and here it is with no Vaseline -you failed"
No vaseline by wstlngy July 13, 2009
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Originally a small vase used for display of specimen flowers. Sir Joseph Banks believed to have used the word in his Florilegium compiling the botanical works of many of his peers from the 1700's. The word has more recently taken on a broader meaning, pertaining to any size vase containing flowers arranged within the vase. This being a distinction from a bouquet, arranged within the hand, then tied with ribbon and bow, (often wrapped in paper, cello or other materials) and then placed in a vase.
1/. The hotel manager requests a large vasette to be placed at the entry to the foyer. I suggest 5 foot high blossom to support the orchids and lilies.

2/. Place a vasette with a single peonie on my desk please.
Vasette by Vasette August 31, 2013

Vasectomy Van Gogh

When someone says something so goddamned stupid that you cut your own cock off just to slap them with it.
If you are impotent anyway, give yourself a vasectomy Van Gogh to shut that stupid bitch up.
Vasectomy Van Gogh by Tipdock January 24, 2017
I am lucky to have a Vasudha in my life
The hottest girl in the class with the most amazing voice. Vasudha is extremely beautiful in and out.it’s always a pleasure to be around her,she is matured and wise, she could be a go to person for people who are in need.she is an amazing listener and gives the best advice.She has the ability to attract the cutest of guys and is very good with people. Vasudha is the best person you could ever meet.
Vasudha by Truly your admirer November 24, 2021

minge vase 

A highly ornate bone china vessel for catching and disposing of the clippings of a trimmed or sheared hairy muff. Origin traced back to the Minge Dynasty (1660-1979) where every female had a hairy snooch and Wooly Mammoths roamed the lands.
That is my prized minge vase circa 1969. It is a collector's item.Antiques Road Show appraised it at $700
minge vase by wolfbait51 June 1, 2011
An all round top bloke who is really awesome and cool. He has a cool head and plays guitar good too. He is cool and awesome. He is not a embarrassment and he is citizenship of straya. He is good. He is good at maths
Look at Vasek. Damn dat boy fine.
Vasek by JamesV Miller August 26, 2013