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The Barrack Obama Slide 

The Barrack Obama slide is when you take both hands and shove them in to your partner's anus. After ripping the anus you stick your face in their ass sucking up all of the blood and shit. After filling your mouth up with blood, shit, and saliva you make out with your partner. After both of your faces are covered in blood, shit, and saliva you then drink 3 cups of laxitive and have your parther shit on your face with their ripped open anus.
Hey want to do the Barrack Obama Slide?
Only if it's a dance move.

The Barret 

Long in the face, thin in the hair, generally a sleepy creature. Its territory is the couch. It subsists on fast food, cigarettes, and booze. Very hard to arouse. Seldom spends energy on anything other than using a lighter and the thumb and index finger to open cans. Everyone has someone like this in their life. The Barret only mates once every three years for a solid fifteen seconds.
The Silver Crested Barreticus Lazicus. Found in the piedmont region of North Carolina. One can spot this elusive creature among Papa Lou's buffalo tenders boxes and Marlboro Light boxes. CAUTION: Do Not Attempt to Move The Barret from The Couch.

The Barret can also be used as a verb and adjective.

Example: Stop Barreting around so much, you are depressing me.

The sky is very The Barret today, look how dark and gloomy it is.
The Barret by John K Eaton November 16, 2006

in the barrel 

This refers to an unpleasant experience, often involving physical or verbal assaults from other people. This is often used in the expression "(one's) time in the barrel" or "turn in the barrel", with the implication that other persons have to go through this experience as well, and now it is one's own turn.

This expression has apparently been frequently used by persons in the armed services, for example:

- used of US troops in Viet Nam under a long artillery siege
- used by astronauts to refer to press appearances and conferences, which they disliked
- used by a veteran of the Australian Navy to refer to sexual assaults and harassment of newer recruits

Other uses (including uses in fiction) have included being in jail, being investigated by the police, working the front desk at an FBI office, being subject to academic criticism, facing difficult audiences on the country music circuit, and having one's stolen emails exposed to public view.

The origin of this expression is not clear. A person born in southern Indiana in 1922 reported that when he was a child, a game called "your turn in the barrel" involved one child standing in a barrel while the other children stood in a circle around him attempting to hit him by throwing dirt, fruit, and the like.

There is a "joke" about sailors taking turns in a barrel providing sexual gratification to their entire company, but this may postdate the term.
"It was his day. Once a year, every year, it was his turn in the barrel. Like every other agent on the ninth floor of the Dirksen Federal Building, Buck hated complaint duty.." - T. W. Greensmith, "Guardians of the Tomb", 2002

"From an historical perspective, several experts in the game of reading have taken their 'turn in the barrel' , contributing to the think-tank of reading" - Robert L. Pabst, "The Think-Tank of Reading, or Is the Barrel Full?", 1975

"If a bully decides he feels like kicking your ass, you are getting your ass kicked. Sometimes it happens for no reason at all except it's just your turn in the barrel." - Jay Mohr, "No Wonder My Parents Drank: Tales from a Stand-Up Dad", 2010
in the barrel by RogersParkTed November 28, 2018

the barracuda 

A female pimp. A female that attracts other females. A female that lures other females to her male partner. The female wing man.
The barracuda will go get her for me.

Sally,searching the room for her next target-a girl for her friend-is the epitome of the word barracuda.
the barracuda by SallyMae September 19, 2013

Back of the barrel 

An absolute annoying, wrongun or stupid thing
"That was an absolute back of the barrel move"

Crack the barrel 

An extremly powerful BM,powerful enough to crack or destroy a barrel. Hence the name......
Steve:where you runnin to John
John:I have to crack the barrel!!!!!!!
Steve:you better hurry then!!!!!I'll start the car
Crack the barrel by Ninja five October 30, 2009