Sucking his own dick

To promote one's own product or shill for an advertiser during business/non-commercial hours. Increasingly common among radio talk show hosts.

Did you catch Limbaugh's third hour today? Right before the bottom-of-the-hour break, he spent a good three minutes sucking his own dick.

Sucking his own dick by Zim53 July 13, 2012

Sucking plank 

It's similar to a fucking skank but it is the polite way to do it.

Angie is such a sucking plank. She really needs to stop fucking her brothers.

Sucking plank by nbro February 19, 2009

sucking ghost dick 

When someine is nodding on and off in there sleep while sitting up. Looks like they are sucking ghost dick.

Get back to work and stop sucking ghost dick!

sucking ghost dick by Sinosaurus October 26, 2015

Sucking your own cock 

Sucking your own cock -
The art of bending your head forward towards your penis, and being able to pull at least 1 cm of skin up and down, or enough to ejaculate.

Welp, imma suck my own cock now.

Go away mom, I'm sucking my own cock over here.

Why are you sucking your own cock?

Sucking your own cock by BOIIIIIbig July 20, 2020

sucking hind tit 

Not getting a fair share. Many female mammals have multiple rows of breasts, for example dogs. Typically the rear most pair of breasts is smaller and less developed than the rest. Hence a pup nursing from the rear most breast is likely to receive less milk than other nursing pups. Hind means rear most. Tit is slang for breast.

Since the introduction of Windows '95, Apple Computer has been sucking hind tit.

sucking hind tit by Chicago God April 11, 2005

sucking ham 

The act of performing oral sex on a female.

Dude, my mom walked in when I was with Jenny, I was sucking ham when she saw us."

sucking ham by ohohooho August 18, 2010

Sucking the king's nipple 

Gesture of Submission, to suck up to.

What? It's already been a month since our grades came "out!" It's time to start sucking the king's nipple.

Sucking the king's nipple by File Peter July 4, 2010