Spirespotter 

Describes someone who holds a cock/spire upright. The reason the word spotter is used is because, just like in benchpressing, the holding/spotting is done by a third party representative. Spirespotting is most common before the spicy bologna is inserted into the vagina (or rectum, for you cumtheca spirespotters out there) during intercourse. In pornography, the most common case of this is when, during a male-female-female scene, girl #1 is about to get her peach cobbler rived, so girl #2 grips the hedgehog and guides it into girl #1's pudendal crawlway.

The coati Ben Coates was robbing a liquor store when he felt something from below the waist. He recognized it as a hand. He thought to himself, "What kind of person would give my johnson such a firm skyward grip? Oh yeah, a spirespotter."

Spirespotter by Eric Kazinsky January 27, 2007

Spiro Agnew 

Richard M. Nixon's vice president. Resigned in 1973 due to scandal. Coined such phrases as "nattering nabobs of negativism."

Spiro Agnew thinks you're all pusillanimous pussyfooters.

Spiro Agnew by Albie Wangsta April 1, 2004

spirish 

Someone of Spanish and Irish decent.

My father is Spanish and my mother is Irish, therefore I am SPIRISH.

spirish by Mack57 June 16, 2006

joe spires 

A Joe Spires is incredibly strong and has a lot going on in his life. he likes rugby, and generally all sports that involve physical contact. He is very gentle and kind you just need to get to know them first. He is good in bed and has never hit a girl in his life. He makes a perfect husband/boyfriend and is very good a cooking.

You see him over there he is so strong he must be called Joe Spires.

joe spires by Harriet trusk December 25, 2021

Getting Spiroed 

ripped off, scammed, being deceived

I sold this guy a $600 hood. I sent the hood & he never sent the money.
"Man you just got Spiro'ed"

I have some engine parts for sale. The buyer seems shady.
"be careful, or you will be getting Spiroed.

Getting Spiroed by The best Coffee maker October 7, 2011

Spiro Oklahoma 

Where I live its in tha U.S.A...Tha town u go to if u want people breakin into ur cars...Or if u Just need some Drugs...

I lived in spiro oklahoma and its a shit hole...

Spiro Oklahoma by Drugies, of Spiro (N&D) April 7, 2011

spirograph 

When toilet paper is soiled, put into the bowl of the toilet, then when the toilet is flushed, the paper rises with floating on the water and rotates from the Coriolis effect and the soil (poop) decorates one's bottom.

"Here I sit all brokenhearted, came to poop and became SPIROGRAPH decorated"

spirograph by B-29 guy November 30, 2017