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Palmering 

Acting like you are helping someone or doing something about a situation, but in reality you aren’t doing anything but making things much worse.
Quit Palmering around and do something!
Palmering by Lukegxi May 28, 2020

penile pulverizer 

A woman who is usually homely and unattractive that makes the most out of sexual endeavors not knowing if the opportunity will ever again arise. The beast thoroughly decimates the penis through repetitive body slamming, all while acutely enthusiastic.
Alex : “I was desperate and driven by abstinence. I didn’t anticipate the consequences, I had no idea she was a penile pulverizer.”
penile pulverizer by AdMan Jones December 28, 2020

PaleRider 

Internet persona of a caucasion male who lives in Nashville, Tennessee charecterized by an overgorwn pre-frontal lobe, huge protruding phallus buldging from his pants, fair skin and an intelligence quotient rarely equalled in this particular multiverse.
1. Khan was severly owned by PaleRider for the 69,000th time in Channel Zero on Canibus Central.
2. I, Jessica Alba just had my pussy completely reamed out to the max by PaleRider's huge, overgrown fleshy meat monster. I just could not quit cumming even several hours after he had exited my pooh-nanny!
PaleRider by Jessica Alba March 17, 2005

pulverize 

when someone squirts shit all over the back side of the toilet bowl.

(can also be used as a noun)
verb:
"You can't use my bathroom. I just cleaned and you just ate all you can eat pancakes at IHOP. You're gonna pulverize all over the place."

noun:
"Mr. Owl, how many normal shits does a pulverize count as?"
pulverize by ATMJess June 15, 2007

paperized 

To get married. The act of getting married.
After dating for several years, we finally got paperized.
paperized by Shauna Meek August 18, 2006

the pulverizer 

when u stick your index finger in the cooch, your middle and ring fingers on the taint, your pinky finger in the anus, all while massaging the clit qwith your thumb
i gave that bitch the pulverizer and she went crazy
the pulverizer by bill December 1, 2003