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thigh opener

any type of alcohol that will turn an usually chaste woman into a raging nymphomaniac.
Everyone kept telling me forget Betty, she's gonna die a virgin, well after a couple shots of thigh opener........... need I say more.
thigh opener by elpasospike November 14, 2009

Season Opener 

Noun. The first girl you fuck after a streak of not getting it in for a long time. Usually a fugly girl who you wouldn't normally fuck, but do so anyway out of the necessity to warm up and get back in the game.
Subey: "Moustapha, you should fuck Moby as a season opener because you haven't been able to get it in since the accident and you need some practice, yeah?"
Moustapha: "Oh Hell yea. Usually I'm repulsed by her because she's a big girl, but I have the biggest boner now just thinking about her. I'll seduce her with my new Ralph Lauren scarf."
Season Opener by Krazy K 69 February 11, 2014

Leg opener 

A dude that’s so hot that you’d bang him in a second.
Leg opener by Misslinds April 6, 2021

Turkish Eye Opener 

When in the process of giving oral sex to a male, a finger is forcefully jammed into the receiver's rectum without prior knowledge.
When Biggie G was blowing Johnnie B, he decided to surprise him with a Turkish Eye Opener to get him to cum quicker. Johnnie B screamed with delight after the initial shock.
Turkish Eye Opener by Marty D January 3, 2007

Box Opener 

When a guy gets a girl out of his league to have sex with him.
"I didn't think Renee would get with him, but I guess he is a total box opener!!"
Box Opener by MelRose January 25, 2015

Brazilian opener 

Sticking an umbrella up a women's pussy and opening it up inside her.
Did you get the Eminem mentioned Brazilian opener in one of his songs?