richard newcomer 

a newly welcome homosexual that has just taken his first penis in the ass

i so pulled a richard newcomer last night

richard newcomer by jimmypg77 May 25, 2008

Joanna Newsom 

Joanna Newsom is a singer-songwriter harpist from Nevada City, CA. She's released two records on Drag City, "The Milk Eyed Mender" (2004) and "Ys" (2006). Both were critically acclaimed, especially Ys which received many 5 star reviews and placements on critic top 10 lists. Ys also featured arrangements from legendary Beach Boys collaborator Van Dyke Parks as well as production by Steve Albini and mixing by former Sonic Youth member Jim O'Rourke.

"Hey, have you ever listened to Joanna Newsom?"

"Yeah, Ys was by far my favorite album last year!"

Joanna Newsom by Matt Albertsen June 5, 2007

newcomer 

(new·cum·er) noun
1. A new person to an AA meeting.
2. Vulnerable person who is new to a group.
3. Someone preyed upon by old timers.
4. Easy target for thieves, rapists and murderers.

1. Jane was a newcomer at the nightly AA meeting, and was quickly hit on by Bill W.
2. Being a newcomer to Alcoholics Anonymous, Jane choose a door knob as a higher power and Bill W. as her sponsor.

newcomer by JR Harris April 17, 2011

Newcomer Fucker

Generally a male that attends conventions, self help meetings, church, Scientology, AA, etc. and engages new attendees in sexual activity. Typically this person will make use of the new members euphoric sense of being accepted into the group to get into their pants.

Suzie made it to three meetings before newcomer fucker got to her.

Newcomer Fucker by devestment October 11, 2009

Newsmercial

When news agencies create news stories, Facebook or any other source of news dissemination that is in reality nothing more than a thinly disguised advertisement for a product or which promotes a corporate or right-wing ideological goal or talking point.

On June 22nd, MSNBC posted this Newsmercial on their Facebook feed: Getting one now, waiting it out or resisting the AT&T-Appleverse altogether?

Newsmercial by GremlinX June 25, 2010

Newcomerstown cream pie 

When your masterbating you jizz in your hand, and then you slap someone in the face with it. Therefore giving the effect that they just got hit in the face with a tasty lemon meringue pie or a whip cream pie.

My girl and I were chillen at my house and she was complaining alot. I was getten torqued so to shut her up real good and teach her a lesson I gave her a "Newcomerstown cream pie"

Newcomerstown cream pie by creamaramher July 9, 2010

Nawsome 

A conjunction of Not Awesome.
First coined by NOFX bassist Fat Mike.

*cat shits all over couch*
Person 1: Dude, that was Nawsome!
Person 2: Yeah!

Nawsome by meowski666 January 23, 2014