MUMs The Word 

A criticism pertaining the management, when criticising middle management or other useless and expensive building hold backs, Gölök Buday, the Black Jester would say "MUMs the word," going back to the 2000 election when Maharishi's university of Management started getting noticed, ala John Hageline.

Products would cost less if they spent less of tedious corporate bureaucracy, MUMs the Word!

MUMs The Word by pornstitute August 16, 2023

Mums soul 

A phrase popularised in Melbourne, Australia meaning to swear on something, or make a promise.

Most often used when trying to convince one of the boys about some crazy story they probably wouldn’t believe.

Example:
“Bro we were up all night going hard and this guy jumps off the balcony and laughs, mums soul”

*Watches horror movie*

“Nah mums soul I would’ve ran straight away”

Mums soul by C.blackers July 27, 2023

mums rent due 

When someones mother is on their period.

Damn she is grumpy is your mums rent due?

mums rent due by Faxbois August 29, 2018

Mums Night off Bucket

That secret bit of fanny your dad has on the sly when your mums not in the mood. Only Later to shove his leftover greasy bone in your mums recepticle when she's pekish for a bit of spicy meat, with extra mayo.

"Its finger licking good"

"My dad thought he'd give my mum a break so he went for a mums night off bucket"

"After procrastinating with his mums night off bucket, ted when back to his wife's wicked zinger."

Mums Night off Bucket by Monkey08 March 13, 2008

Mums Phone 

Slang for your Mums clit/pussy

Me: You sound like an 8 year old on his mums phone

Kid: What does that mean, I’m gonna look it up

Mums Phone by FuckingSket69 November 22, 2019

Mums and Tulips 

Referring to a woman's expanded breasts and labia after childbirth Sounds like flowers but they ain't flowers.

Damn bro, my wife's mums and tulips came in and I'm spending more time in the garden than ever!

Mums and Tulips by The0ph1lus April 21, 2021

Mums soul 

Putting your mothers life on the line to prove something

"yo I swear i kissed that girl the other day"
"mums soul?"
"mums soul!"

"aight bet"

Mums soul by @asian.alexa May 25, 2022