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Jewberrie 

Meaning a Jewish Gem. Dark in substance the Gem is highly valued amongst the Jewish community, although often frowned upon by others. It is a very rare Gem and there is only one listed in existence today. There have been rumours of others being discovered but to date all claims have been dismissed.
"Oh look there's a Jewberrie"
"Praise the Jewberrie"
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An insult for a jew just like kyke and jewbag. Comes for the beginning of "jew"-ish and the ending of the most common jewish last name, stein-"berg"
That jew won't lend me a quarter. That fucking jewberg can run into a wall with a boner and break his nose.
Jewberg by robbie January 31, 2005
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"Man, that lady has nice jewbs."
Jewbs by Tramplestomp July 7, 2009

jewbeque 

A Barbeque comprised mainly of jewish people
Dude you going to the jewbeque?

Fo sho, I love Hebrew Nationals and cheeseless burgers!
jewbeque by Jordan M Klein June 15, 2007

Jewberitus 

A terrible disease only the most annoying of annoying people ever get sick from.

Symptoms: Nose picking, crying over everything, being an all around Jew, enjoying watching guys bend over, changing your normal person name to something very, very queer, having long, greasy hair, being mildly retarded, sucking at life, thinking you are a good musician, basically being the Joe Dirt of the Joe Dirts.

How to rememdy this disease: Sorry, Jewberitus is an mainly uncurable disease that only Chuck Norris can cure, with a roundhouse kick straight to the face.
See that David kid? I hear he has Jewberitus.

Taber really needs to get kicked in the face by Chuck Norris, I hear it's the only way to clear up his Jewberitus.
A combination of Jewish and Chinese culture, for example, Chinese restaurants popular with Jewish people.
" ... it used to be the hub of Montreal jewnese food and for good reason, they had the best damn eggroll of anyone ... " chowhound
jewnese by toddsschneider January 17, 2009

jewbeast 

n. a gigantic mammoth sasquach of a jew.
v. when a larger than average jewish male displays feats of strength

-coined by Josh Deitch
Yo goldstein's is like 6'4, total jewbeast.

Saul jewbeasted the shit outta the pitch.
jewbeast by Dudepiece October 22, 2009