Horny Harpoon 

A guy that seems to relish exclusively boning fatso's, meaning his Johnson acquires the taste for the Larger Lass

"Jesus Christ, look at Dave, he's going after that blob over there; what's his deal?"
"Have you not seen his last 5 girlfriends, all Duece and a Halves. He got one Horny Harpoon"

Horny Harpoon by BaldyMcSlaphead October 9, 2018

Harpoon

To make love with an extremely overweight person(s) by entering her body.... just about anywhere you could find:
Dimples, rolls, clefts, jowls, over hang... well you get the idea.

Dude the whaler harpooned her in the shoulder.
I know... probably couldn't find her vagina.

Harpoon by Mutumbo Boo (DADA) August 24, 2006

harpoon

For seamen the call of "Harpoon!" is a call of distress when a particularly dangerous sea monster is approaching their vessel. In modern culture this is used by young males to communicate their concern for an inebriated friend being attracted to a morbidly obese or outrageously unattractive female or transvestite.

Travis: "Yo Aaron check out that chick Rick is dancing with."
Aaron: "Oh shit! Harpoon! Harpoon!"

harpoon by NINJAAAAA April 23, 2009

man the harpoons 

This phrase is also used exclaimed whenever a fat chick walks into the internets.

*op posts fat chick* "hay guise this is my gf. does u lieks her?

everyone: MAN THE HARPOONS

man the harpoons by killer of lulz February 23, 2009

harpoon the whale

To have sex with a fat girl. Sometimes they are sweaty but always have blubber and a blow hole. Fat girls are just so grateful.

Jesus, did Nik harpoon the whale last night. She was so fat after he shot his bolt he had to roll over twice to get off her.

harpoon the whale by The Strut October 12, 2004

poon harpoon 

Penis. Literally means a harpoon used to stab vaginas or "poon-tang".

"Man, my poon harpoon is so hard and ready... I'm about to spunk!"

poon harpoon by Liam Wallbanger May 16, 2006

slippery harpoon 

The sex act of lubbing up the penis and attempting to shove it into any and every orifice of your partner's body.

Jack went nuts at the party and attempted a slippery harpoon on Jane and all her friends.

slippery harpoon by Diso Stick 65 April 27, 2010