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When you wake up the next day after butt fucking some Ho the night before whilst wearing beer goggles. You fancy seconds, but then discover she is an absolute munter. Your previously rock hard shaft is reduced to a limp mess
"Hey bitch, fancy another anal probe? Oh shit, what a horror, my cock's gone down worse than the titanic, what a waste of my morning former glory"
by BaldyMcSlaphead October 09, 2018

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Whilst your girlfriend is noshing you off, your nob rears up and shoots ejaculate in her eye
"Damn it Dave, you just got Cum in my eye"
"Sorry darling, my Dick got a bit excited and delivered you a Cobra Ceye"
by BaldyMcSlaphead October 09, 2018

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A guy that seems to relish exclusively boning fatso's, meaning his Johnson acquires the taste for the Larger Lass
"Jesus Christ, look at Dave, he's going after that blob over there; what's his deal?"
"Have you not seen his last 5 girlfriends, all Duece and a Halves. He got one Horny Harpoon"
by BaldyMcSlaphead October 09, 2018

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When you Cum up a lucky ladies arse, but then she regrettably farts and sprays you with said ejaculate
"John, what's that white and brown residue in your hair"?
John - The bitch I boned before Blizzard Blasted my Jizz out of her arse, and some arse cheddar musta' stuck to it
by BaldyMcSlaphead October 09, 2018

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Short for 'Queer Billy' - a homosexual
"Why is that man entering the Blue Oyster bar dressed in those Leather pants"?
Guess he must be a Queb
by BaldyMcSlaphead October 09, 2018

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To slice the top of someone's head off - when Hannibal Lecter removed Paul Krendler's uppermost cranium and started to dissect his brain
"Holy shit - that pane of glass has just shot off the back of the Lorry and Krendled that guy's head"
by BaldyMcSlaphead January 26, 2020

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When the bride gets showered in her Husbands, best man's and some randoms Jizz
"Come on Tracey; time to consummate our marriage by giving you a white wedding"
by BaldyMcSlaphead October 09, 2018

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