douchenstein 

A particulary frustrating and obnoxious person who exhibits douche-like qualities, for whom other insults just don't capture the essence of his assinine-ness.

Hey douchenstein, clean your dishes.

douchenstein by Chern November 7, 2008

DOUCHEASAURUS 

Another insult reffering to the word douch bag and relatating to animals.

Dude i heard they found joeys ancestors. The ancient species of the doucheasaurus rex

DOUCHEASAURUS by Mike Halk April 28, 2005

Bag of Douches 

A plural amount of douches.

Matthew, the stud muffin, is a BAG OF DOUCHES!

Bag of Douches by MaryMack March 14, 2010

doucheosity 

a meter that can tell the amount of "douche" someone is.

Gregs "doucheosity" was so high it was off the charts.

doucheosity by flo ferguson October 19, 2008

doucheosaurus 

A person who is acting more than a douche; when the word "douche" is not enough to describe a persons dumb decisions, actions, believes, or thoughts. This term could also be used to a person who is larger than others.

"Hey look, I can dead lift 515 pounds!" Mike exclaimed. "Wow, he is such a doucheosaurus." Peter stated aloud.

doucheosaurus by Saltywheels April 1, 2009

douchemsquawk 

1. A douche-like advance towards a woman.

2. To squawk in a douche-like manner.

1. "Did you hear corey douchemsquawk at those girls like a douche nugget?"

2. "The females were attracted by preston's douchemsquawk mating call."

douchemsquawk by mastely October 22, 2009

Douches Wild 

When the douchiness abounds.

Douchiness galore.

Man those people are stupid. Douches wild.

Douches Wild by shmelenix October 24, 2009