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deceptisket 

When some young woman befriends you under the false pretence of not being a dirty sket. Often hunt in packs and drink vodka lemonade. Can be avoided with a sturdy Sket Fence
Don't worry about getting chlamydia last night, she must of been a deceptisket

When said group yells deceptiskets unite you know your in for dirty sex you will definitley regret!
deceptisket by Penatrating Sun September 1, 2011
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Decepticans 

The type of breasts that when supported with quality bra and clothing look amazing. However, when you get her home you are shocked to see her cans are not even close to perky, they are just lumps of fat and skin.... Decepticans
I gotta stop picking up chubby girls, they all have decepticans
Decepticans by Rob Ogilbie October 20, 2011

Deceptibonk 

A popular YouTuber/artist from the country known as Latvia. She currently has 50,000+ subscribers on her gaming channel and 60,000+ subscribers on her art/vlog channel.
Guy #1: Deceptibonk is like, my favorite YouTuber ever!!!
Deceptibonk by Omnishun May 25, 2014

Systemtic Deception 

Jimmy falsely believed the earth was a globe because of Systemtic Deception
Marys systemic deception prevented her from believing in our creator.

The act of making a people believe something that's false through various systems like schools, churches, pseudo science, cosmology, evolution and other forms of indoctrination in order too control a false narrative.
'Jimmy' falsely believed the earth was a globe because of Systemtic Deception
Systemtic Deception by Scotovna November 12, 2020

deceptacon 

UK. A woman who appears attractive but is actually ugly. Can be found in a number of situations or for a variety of reasons. Clever use of make-up. Drunkenness in the eye of the beholder. Darkness in a club. Nice from afar but far from nice. If you've only seen a very well taken photo. Looks good but has an awful voice/mind/personality. Anything that might deceive you into thinking she's buff but she aint. Comes from Transformers - robots in disguise.
Be careful, I'd say there's about 85% chance she's a deceptacon.
deceptacon by Jackie-F December 28, 2005

Decepticon 

1. A girl who dresses well and takes photo shopped pictures so she is preceived better looking the she actually is. In most cases this female is not attractive at all.
Bro, bitch was a total decepticon!
Decepticon by DeanMachine84 March 25, 2013

Deception 

The act of deceiving another. An action used for personal gain by lying to someone. If you tell are lie, and they believe you, you are deceiving them; deception.
The art of successfully using deception is a skill worth mastering if you know how to use it.
Deception by kyle.biddle January 23, 2011