congeniality 

You would find this person pleasant because they have a personality, or some qualities, or interests that are like yours. see also congenial

Me and Jim are like congeniality.

congeniality by xSilent_Ninjax November 22, 2015

Concentration douche face

The equivalence to resting bitch face, only this is the face made whenever someone is reading or working.

"Yo man you look really pissed. Is everything okay?"
"Oh yeah. I just have concentration douche face."

Concentration douche face by Jumbawumba April 2, 2015

Immaculate Concepshit 

1. The process by which a person spends 9 minutes actively pushing out what is believed to be a one foot long, one pound fecal product the provides the sensation of shitting only to reveal that nothing was actually produced. The experience includes a psychological equivalent of defecation such as the sensation of an object slowly leaving the anal sphincter muscle without the messy afterbirth.

2. Leaving no evidence that a prior shit had occurred.

“I just spent 15 minutes making an immaculate concepshit that I swear was hanging there before I clipped it off. That was an easy cleanup!”

Immaculate Concepshit by AdamEntity October 4, 2013

Conbeer 

A council house face. Usually characterised by a pale complexion and unkempt hair.

"Man, she's been up all night, she looks a right Conbeer"

"I've just looked in the mirror and realised I look a proper Conbeer"

Conbeer by phil1974 December 14, 2006

miss congeniality 

A friendly, social person. The centre of attention, gets along with everyone. Usually an attractive person as well.

Everyone loves Sandi, just call her miss congeniality..

miss congeniality by HBissy April 18, 2006

conceive 

When you plug a cord into a wall and automatically order a baby on amazon. For some reason you can't choose two-day shipping. The baby usually arrives in 9 months.

Yo, I conceived last night! I gotta wait 9 months for my package!

conceive by stevegreensburg September 28, 2019

Concealed Cowgirl 

When having sex in the cowgirl position, and the girl falls between the bed and the wall, AND YOU KEEP GOING! YOU DO NOT STOP!

To prepare for a concealed cowgirl, move the bed at least a foot from the wall, two feet if she is bigger.

Concealed Cowgirl by Sharktopus Pie May 23, 2011