churn your chub 

To spank a fat partially soft weiner

Ayo cuddi don't trip but I'm bouts to "churn my chub" in your living room.
To churn your chub is to beat your meat when you are partially hard

churn your chub by Phat chub boi November 22, 2016

Churn rate

Churn is the percentage of total subscribers that discontinue
service divided into the total population. Usually it is
expressed as a percent based on the population change from month
to month.

An average monthly churn rate for wireless phones is
around 5%.

Churn rate by Rob November 28, 2003

Churn Butter 

To get a hand job

John: Hey Ted how was Susan last night?
Ted: Great she knew how to Churn Butter like a pro!
John: Lucky! I have to churn my own butter now that Kari left me.

Churn Butter by churnmyself4fun August 21, 2011

Churn Butter 

While having intercourse with a woman, you stand up and pick her upside down while she performs fellatio, as she is doing so you thrust her up and down in the manner of churning butter.

That girl is so small I could easily churn butter with her.

Churn Butter by Squatch Godblin April 12, 2020

Churn the wheel 

To lead someone on and give a person false hope of getting anywhere with you.

Julia: "So do you like Derek?"
Haley: "He's more of just a toy."
Sarah: "So you're churning the wheel."

Katie: "I'm not really looking for a relationship...it's just fun to churn the wheel."

Churn the wheel by TheGang57 July 10, 2010

churn rate

How often a particular job gets turned over, time and time again.

The churn rate on that mcjob is high. gee...nobody wants that job!

churn rate by dtmcculloch November 30, 2003

Churn the Milk

To masturbate, jack off, etc.

Can be used as:
Churning the Milk
Churned the Milk
Churn some milk

I was so bored last night so i decided to churn the milk.

Churn the Milk by MasturBatem22222 March 29, 2010