bollocksing 

v. To Bollocks or Bollocks-up

The art of breaking or messing something up to a state of non-repair.

"Now that you have invited Jimmy, the stag-night is completely to bollocks"

or

"Hitting the television with that hammer is bollocksing it"

bollocksing by Marko the Great August 29, 2005

starkas bollockas narkas

To be completely nude/without clothes.
Usually used to emphasise exposure - in public for instance

And I was just standing there starkas bollockas narkas when she walked in!

starkas bollockas narkas by devsie January 16, 2008

beaver blocker 

the female version of a cup worn in ice hockey. It is flat and slightly curved.

If I don't wear my beaver blocker, I may get a puck to the vagina!

beaver blocker by GCFalcon10 February 26, 2010

pot blocker

Someone who stops a friend from smoking some ganja for any reason except for the police being in the general area.

Joe: "Yo you wanna go smoke?" Bob:"hells yea!" Rob:"Bro you cant you'll regret it" Joe and Bob: "Rob stop being a pot blocker"

pot blocker by foxinator March 14, 2010

gnat's bollock 

An extremely small distance.

He missed that shot by a gnat's bollock.

gnat's bollock by Mazman October 1, 2005

talking bollocks 

To talk about something irrelevant, or incorrect.

1. "What did you get up to last night?"
"Oh, just sat round a friends house talking bollocks."

2. "I was out last night and met this bloke who told me he was once an astronaut."
"Woah, did you believe him?"
"No, he was talking bollocks".

talking bollocks by Growkie August 13, 2006

Ballcockery 

An act of sexual mischief. Up to no good in a naughty fashion.

"I thought Marcus was me best mate, but he was up to all manner of ballcockery with me wife."

"Methinks Ted and Alice are engaged in acts of wanton ballcockery."

"Wouldst thou join me in a bit of ballcockery, love?"

Ballcockery by Mr. Softey January 23, 2009