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blurbing 

to try and figure out a way to get someone to text you back in a way that seems nonchalant and doesn’t come off annoying
friend: what are you doing?
you: tryna get ... to text me back
friend: quit blurbing dumbass
blurbing by rileyblanchard November 2, 2019

blurbing 

when partaking in the act of blurbing youre batty hole expands bubbly gas while your piss hole (urethra) burns of nitrogen oxide
all me and my hoimes love blurbing
blurbing by juicydongdoingtheblurb November 11, 2022

Blurging 

BL - ER - JI - NG
The word you would typically use to insinuate you spent last night engaging in taboo sex acts when really you awkwardly stood next to a poor girl in silence, occasionally blurting out a tragedy of compiled words that you thought were funny.
"What did you do at Nathaniel's party?"
"I did some Blurging"
"Nice! What does that mean?"
"Yeah"

Blurking 

Logging out of a social media profile to look at someone's page that has blocked you.
My ex blocked me so now I have to go blurking to find out what she's up to.
Blurking by anonymous July 22, 2024

Blurking 

When you logout of a social media profile in order to lurk on someone who has blocked you.
Because my ex blocked me, I have to go blurking in order to see what she's up to.
Blurking by Loafer Quota July 22, 2024

Blurfing 

The art of pretending to work while actually scrolling endlessly through nonsense on your phone, only to panic and alt-tab when the boss walks by.
"Jeff spent his entire morning blurfing through memes and conspiracy theories, only to look shocked when his manager asked for the report he hadn’t even started."
Blurfing by b@mb00zlet0n March 8, 2025