bearded clam 

Slang for hairy, and often fishy pussy.


See: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hatchet wound, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni

No, bearded clam is not on the menu.

bearded clam by T. J. October 30, 2003

Bearded Clam 

Hairy snatch, vagina or pussy

Dude, pass the floss. I had me some bearded clam last night.

Bearded Clam by Cary the B May 17, 2006

Bearded Sinner 

Facial hair having no shit taking sex machine from hell

He's a bearded sinner it's on now

Bearded Sinner by Bearded badass April 16, 2015

guildford bearded lady 

A living legend resident in the Surrey town of Guildford. She is often seen sitting on benches in a leopard print coat. She has long flowing white hair which matches her similarly long flowing white beard. She allegedly eats children but as of yet there is no solid evidence.

Tourist: Holy shit it's a woman with a beard!!
You: No thats the Guildford bearded lady you disrespectful fuck.
Tourist: Oh my god!! Where's my baby gone?!

guildford bearded lady by Vince September 27, 2004

Bearded Clooney 

An man with a large bush getting deep oral pleasure so far that it appears the woman giving the oral pleasure has a beard as thick as George Clooney in Syriana.

I looked down and realized I was so deep, she looked like a Bearded Clooney.

Bearded Clooney by gclooney May 26, 2009

Bernard Antonio

When you raw dog a bitch and then eat out her pet cat.

Damn, Russell pulled a Bernard Antonio last night.

Bernard Antonio by Jakurbs January 27, 2021

bearded clam 

An obscene word for a hairy, fishy pussy

Prepare to dance with the bearded clam.

bearded clam by 6piece December 19, 2007