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Bernardes

Italian name, usually used as a last name. Only awesome people are called bernardes. Every girl with this name is known to dance well and have a fine ass!!
Ohh damn, look at that girl's ass and how she moves, she's got to be a bernardes!
by wizard of words April 6, 2009
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Bernadeth

Bernadeth is a person who has many different personalities and will use them on different people who suit it. She can cause trouble but can also solve the problem to most hardest question. She’s a true friend to have and she will stay in her boundaries if needed. It could take a long time to adjust her her attitude and her strength of negotiations because she can cut you down in seconds. She’s very emotionally driven but she will only let her brain to decide if she has lost all faith, she’ll leave you if you show signs of leaving her and slowly depart from your friendship together but really you need a friend like her to see you till the end-she’s like a mother but more dangerous and fun.
A: damn, Bernadeth almost killed name because she wanted to die
B: she’s our second mom, she’ll always do her best to protect us
by PotatoArt February 20, 2018
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bernardino

Handsome, a perfectionist, very detailed person. Hard working. Someone who is very calm until provoked, then all hell breaks loose. Does not have long term goals, but is spontaneous. A "fly by the seat of your pants" type of guy. Stubborn at first, however can be very loving. Nurturing father. Protective of family. Provider.
Bernardino is a great family man!
by Chavelita2004 February 29, 2016
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Bernardi Party

Much like ex Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi’s Bunga Bunga parties, a Bernardi party is a gathering of a sexual nature, in this instance involving copulation between humans and another species of mammal. A Bernardi Party is named after Australian Senator, Cory Bernardi, who announced recently that same sex marriage is a gateway to bestiality.
Frank: Hey Dezza, what’s happening Saturday night? Any ladies coming around?
Darren: Na mate, thinking of having a Bernardi Party down at York Peninsular.

Frank: Ooh you are a sick fuck Dez. I’m in.
by Tobster September 21, 2012
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Bernard Madoff

(nicknamed Bernie Madoff): alongside Nicolas Fouquet, Conrad Black, Jacques Chirac and Michel Platini, IMHO one of the top 5 most corrupt individuals in the Western world (as of May 2013).
The United States knew what they were doing when they sentenced Bernard Madoff to 150 years in jail for his ponze scheme; IMHO the Charbonneau Commission should do the same with all Canadians convicted of fraud and tax evasion.
by Sexydimma May 25, 2013
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Bernard128

The BEST Hybrid fucking 99 str ownage coperal beast owning noobs in runescape since `o1.
2:07pmSkillsPRO: HOLY!@BERNARD128 ur the BEST HYRBID EVER!! FK! U JST OWNT ME 39-39 DDS!2:07pmfree2own: lol skillspro u just suck dude. bernard, dm me.2:08pmBernard128: bring it u fuka 2:09pmfree2own: homie r u sure u want this im from compton G!2:10pmSkillsPRO: free2own dnt fk do it he fk owned me like it his fk job m8 plz dnt do it i wilcry=. 2:23pm free2own: g2g sorry.2:23pmfree2own has left the chat room. (Quit: )
by Mans_A_General July 26, 2009
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King Bernard

to either masturbate or have an orgasm so intense it makes you go temporarily blind. The name is based off of a 9th century Italian king who plotted against Emperor Louis the Pious. Having been caught, he was punished by being forcefully blinded.
"Oh my god I was fooling around with a guy in bed and he King Bernard me for a whole hour."
by Entorwellian September 16, 2009
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