bernarded

to be pummeled to a bloody pulp, to awake in a dumpster by the hands of a tiny girl

Dude, I got beat up and woke up in a dumpster." "Dude, you just got bernarded.

by hey9999 July 27, 2011

Bernadeth

Bernadeth is a person who has many different personalities and will use them on different people who suit it. She can cause trouble but can also solve the problem to most hardest question. She’s a true friend to have and she will stay in her boundaries if needed. It could take a long time to adjust her her attitude and her strength of negotiations because she can cut you down in seconds. She’s very emotionally driven but she will only let her brain to decide if she has lost all faith, she’ll leave you if you show signs of leaving her and slowly depart from your friendship together but really you need a friend like her to see you till the end-she’s like a mother but more dangerous and fun.

A: damn, Bernadeth almost killed name because she wanted to die
B: she’s our second mom, she’ll always do her best to protect us

by PotatoArt February 20, 2018

bearded expense

An ancient god of earbud destruction reborn as a Team fortress 2 Player, Known for accompanying The YouTuber Soundsmith he will frequently use his mic for Screaming and making other Eldritch sounds that no human should be able to make. Generally seen as a heavy main that is both useful and Fucking hilarious at the same time. He's the most meme-ish of SoundSmith's Small team.

Man; Hey did you see that new Soundsmith video with bearded expense in it?

Man 2; Yeah he was messing around with a team of heavies on random servers! My ears kinda hurt now though...

by HeccinAngeryCinnabon February 24, 2019

bernardino

Handsome, a perfectionist, very detailed person. Hard working. Someone who is very calm until provoked, then all hell breaks loose. Does not have long term goals, but is spontaneous. A "fly by the seat of your pants" type of guy. Stubborn at first, however can be very loving. Nurturing father. Protective of family. Provider.

Bernardino is a great family man!

by Chavelita2004 February 29, 2016

Bernardi Party

Much like ex Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi’s Bunga Bunga parties, a Bernardi party is a gathering of a sexual nature, in this instance involving copulation between humans and another species of mammal. A Bernardi Party is named after Australian Senator, Cory Bernardi, who announced recently that same sex marriage is a gateway to bestiality.

Frank: Hey Dezza, what’s happening Saturday night? Any ladies coming around?
Darren: Na mate, thinking of having a Bernardi Party down at York Peninsular.

Frank: Ooh you are a sick fuck Dez. I’m in.

by Tobster September 21, 2012

Bernard Madoff

(nicknamed Bernie Madoff): alongside Nicolas Fouquet, Conrad Black, Jacques Chirac and Michel Platini, IMHO one of the top 5 most corrupt individuals in the Western world (as of May 2013).

The United States knew what they were doing when they sentenced Bernard Madoff to 150 years in jail for his ponze scheme; IMHO the Charbonneau Commission should do the same with all Canadians convicted of fraud and tax evasion.

by Sexydimma May 25, 2013

Bernard128

The BEST Hybrid fucking 99 str ownage coperal beast owning noobs in runescape since `o1.

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by Mans_A_General July 26, 2009