NASCAR (adj) 

worse than worst; epitome of bad; ridiculously horrible

Shooping for curatins and pillow shams with the wife is NASCAR (adj)

NASCAR (adj) by Evil Jedi July 19, 2006

stoopit (adj., adv.) 

variant of "stoopid"

Shaneequa is STOOPIT hot!

stoopit (adj., adv.) by ed lin March 20, 2003

breath mint (n/adj.) 

1) something that is cool or fresh
2) someone that is cool or fresh

"I thought the dinner with her parents was gonna suck, but they were real breath mints, man."

breath mint (n/adj.) by Butch Rosser April 28, 2005

Metallica (adj.) 

To transition one's hairdo from a state of awesomeness to a state of complete douchiness.

Dude, please don't Metallica (adj.) your hair. You're gonna go from looking like Dave Mustaine to looking like fucking Ryan Seacrest

Metallica (adj.) by Zarbongliaboltsk February 22, 2011

Schreiberly (adj.) 

Acting in a means of terribly bad "skaterness", while proceeding to be fat, normally when accompanied by a Chipotle burrito or 72 oz. steak.

Oh shit, son...you bein so schreiberly...FAG!

Schreiberly (adj.) by The Chatura Gazette February 20, 2005

nascar (adj.)

Used to describe something beyond terrible. Derived from the name of a pointless hobby (not sport) that involves making wide, left-hand turns for hours on end.

Oh man, that infection on my bathing suit area is totally nascar.

nascar (adj.) by BenB June 8, 2005

Shumpy - adj

Short and dumpy

I'd really love to be able to wear all of these new cute dresses but I'm too shumpy - adj. I look like a fireplug in a dress.

Shumpy - adj by shortykelly January 15, 2014