Jesus riding a dinosaur

A phrase used in IRC and internet message-boards, especially gaming boards, to respond to news that's old or outdated. Variations include "Jesus rides by on a dinosaur" or "Jesus waves from his dinosaur." The exact phrase isn't as important as the image itself.

See also: "walking with the dinosaurs"

1st Post: Whoa, they're making a "Doom" movie!

2nd Post: *Jesus rides by on a dinosaur*

Jesus riding a dinosaur by Demon-Fighter Ash May 10, 2005

jumping jesus on a pogo stick 

Something that really catches your attention.

"Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick, did you see that chicks nugs!"

jumping jesus on a pogo stick by sinner January 20, 2003

Sweet jesus in a hail storm 

1.Something you say when something is just unfucking beleiveable.
2.complete shock or excitement.

1.Ellie: holy shit i have chubb rub.
Tim: Sweet jesus in a hail storm thats disgusting.

2."Sweet jesus in a hail storm I found a $5 bill on the ground."

3.*man gets socked in the face*
"Sweet jesus in a hail storm you got fucked up"

Sweet jesus in a hail storm by tim3253265 July 12, 2006

Jesus on a fucking boat 

Your a weird emo kid who has low self esteem

Oh god Jeff Jesus on a fucking boat it’s a furry

Jesus on a fucking boat by Hdx January 31, 2022

jesus on a fucking boat 

A cringy ass “catchphrase” that doesn’t even make sense. You probably made it up to be quirky or have a special catchphrase nobody else has except it backfired and now you sound like a dumbass

Weird kid: Jesus on a fucking boat!!
Everyone else: Wtf did he just say…

jesus on a fucking boat by icecoldtoes July 25, 2022

Jesus was a furry 

A theory first posited by C S Lewis in The Chronicles of Narnia.

Jesus was a furry, and his fursona was a lion named Aslan.

Jesus was a furry by Queen Buttrix February 9, 2021

would Jesus microwave a burrito? 

slang. Phrase is often used to confuse and torment children.

Variation 1: "why did the chicken cross the road and how do they like their eggs cooked?"

Variation 2: "if the universe is finite, then what's on the other side?"

Origin: Bored people with no life

And what are we going to do about all of these wrong number dialers?

would Jesus microwave a burrito? by John Gibby January 7, 2005